Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 23, 2020


Hide All Comments
  1. Missing large
    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  2 months ago

    Take some Robitussin if you’re “coffin” too much.

     •  Reply
  2. 654px red eyed tree frog   litoria chloris edit1
    Superfrog  2 months ago

    It’s not the cough that carries you off. It’s the coffin they carry you off in.

     •  Reply
  3. Mask
    What'sSoFunny?  2 months ago

    Reminds me of when I told my wife that I didn’t want to be kept alive by being plugged into something, so the next time I caught a cold, she unplugged my electric blanket.

     •  Reply
  4. Snoopy laughs
    HappyDog Premium Member 2 months ago

    Take your wife, please?

     •  Reply
  5. Af974ddf 8afb 4b1c 859e 8bb9cf064fd1
    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    But, but, I’m claustrophobic …get me OUTTA HERRRRRRE

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    thelost wizard  2 months ago

    Ask if they have a return policy?

     •  Reply
  7. Dk
    kunddog  2 months ago

    just donate your body to science, no cost

     •  Reply
  8. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Maybe it needs a good shot of Fabreese ? Previously used?

     •  Reply
  9. Robert louis stevenson 9494571 1 402
    KEA  2 months ago

    Reminds me of the crazy old hypochondriac, Mrs. Snow, in Pollyanna

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    paulscon Premium Member 2 months ago

    This will be posted in most mortuaries today

     •  Reply
  11. The stinker
    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    You’re getting a little too eager to see me go. I keep telling you it’s just a cold.

     •  Reply
  12. Hpim0646
    Old Guy  2 months ago

    He decided he wanted to be cremated instead of buried. His wife made an appointment for next Thursday.

     •  Reply
  13. Littledancingbear
    BHALL77801  2 months ago

    Don’t get the one made of satin; Satin doesn’t breathe.

     •  Reply
  14. Naruto gifs 2
    NWdryad  2 months ago

    Someone’s in a hurry.

     •  Reply
  15. Ahl13 3x4
    Andylit Premium Member 2 months ago

    In the basement of the funeral home, looking at coffins for my step-father. The family is leaning towards a lovely cherrywood box. Matches dad’s piano.

    I look at the somber mortician and say “Okay, open it up, I need to lay down.” He looked up in surprise and before he could open his mouth I said “He’s gonna be in there a long time. I have to make sure its comfortable.”

    My sister was mortified (nyuck nyuck). Mom had to bite her own hand to keep from laughing. You can tell where I get my sense of humor from.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Cornered