Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 30, 2012

SPF 40,000 at work.

Shannon Doherty is tanning now?

Same color as my legs in shorts in April.

‘Xcept it’s not the UV that make snow melt, it’s the heat. Or infrareds.

Sans rancune, prof.

Yeah, but how did he get there? No legs!

I didn’t get it until the comments directed me to the bottle. It wasn’t clear enough first time.