Matt Wuerker for September 13, 2012

Robme and Robbin?

A bat and a ChickenHawk. Each can fly about as well as a turkey.-Not a clear policy statement between them.

Thought the republicans were against that kind of partnership.

They do have a policy, a policy of “NO”!

No,that’s right. Romney may be a bit of a bird brain, but Ryan is really bats.

And together they make a Palin. Which is to say incompetent and dangerous.

Too late, Mitt. You’ve already been strapped to the roof of the car…

Well Ryan has a brain at least. Too bad it’s so devious, greedy, calculating, and people hating.

Don’t insult the pussies.

So in response, Mitt is trying on the Joker costume.http://www.gocomics.com/patoliphant/2012/09/12

You want to keep a complete failure? OK, your choice.

@braindead08

Clear policy statements forthcoming, only if there’s enough ignorance in the country for them to be elected.

Zit, you’ve admitted voting for the twig. Even you should not need a psychic to follow that train of thought.

What? Still the two twerps? Okay, since Wuerker is on vacation I’ll IMAGINE a new ‘toon…In this one – Biden is in the corner with a dunce cap on and Obama is snorting a line of coke and says, "If I was President – I’d destroy the whole country and start over." A picture of Chairman mow is on the wall with a bust of Marx on loan from the Kremlin sitting in the Whitehouse Rotunda. This is sort of a quasi-flashback surreal piece about mis-guided dreams of a mis-spent youth turning into an actuality once the protagonist? reaches supposed maturity.

The UPI crawl that ran at the bottom of today’s news reported that “presidential candidate Mitt Ryan is scheduled to speak to Hispanics today about the immigration problem.”SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED.