The Barn by Ralph Hagen for September 17, 2012

Ikea might have gotten sued if she had gotten a sliver when she broke the chair

Nah, leave it the way it was.

Don’t go rewriting stories, Rory. They’re clasics as they are.

Yeah Rory! You are too much on the human side of things.

Warning: This porridge may be too hot, too cold, or just right. Taster beware.

And the chair should be regulated to be a uniform size. Same with the beds.

I think that Golilocks gets eaten up, but I may be mistaken.