Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 11 years ago

    Where’s the frog today?

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    tuna1  over 11 years ago

    He’s getting a wart removed

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    mrbribery  over 11 years ago

    this was how Eddie Rabbit got started…

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    HAIR BANDS! How old is Gwen anyway?!?

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Someone needs a spell check. Hair and Hare.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Go ask Alice.

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    stripseeker  over 11 years ago

    @Alexikakos

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    stripseeker  over 11 years ago

    @Rod

    The devil is in the details.You didn’t specify “hair”.No one to blame but yourself.

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    ginkens001  over 11 years ago

    All Wiz needed to do was look up.

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    Ken in Ohio  over 11 years ago

    Two guys are in a car in the country when they run over a rabbit. They get out to look, but the rabbit is in really bad shape. One guy says “Hold on, I’ve got just the thing” and pulls out an aerosol can, which he sprays all over the smashed rabbit. The rabbit suddenly comes alive, hops up, and hops away, but every 15 seconds or so, he turns, grins at the guys, and wiggles his paw at them. After the rabbit is finally gone, the other guy says “what was in that can, anyway?” His friend says – “Hare spray with permanent wave!”

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    The band is called ‘Harvey’ perhaps?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 11 years ago

    How did the rabbit from Over Board get over here?

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