Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 19, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    And I can eat a pizza in 4 meters!…For way too much thought about this, seehttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Parsec .

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    It was much closer in those days.

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    rocketscientist  over 11 years ago

    Just to put the SW geek spin on this, it was retro explained in a SW book. The shorter the distance of the run, the closer the ship got to the dangerous black holes in the Kessel system.

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    androgenoide  over 11 years ago

    As a long-time reader of science fiction I’m not really used to taking science fiction movies very seriously so, when I first saw Star Wars, I blew it off as a lame space opera. Once I realized that R2D2 was the real protagonist and Han Solo was only a background character this sort of analysis started to become interesting. I mean, any tech-savvy ten year old knows that a parsec is a measure of distance so why would an (allegedly) sophisticated writer come up with a line like that? OK, I’ll buy the black hole explanation but that still leaves a grammatical error doesn’t it? I mean shouldn’t it be “at 12 parsecs” or “within 12 parsecs” rather than “in 12 parsecs”?

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    ProfessorKid  over 11 years ago

    Actually the original intent of the line was to show that Han was blowing smoke and didn’t know what he was talking about.

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    RetFor  over 11 years ago

    space and time are inseparable, so a measure of distance is also a measure of time.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    For those of you straining your brains, here’s the link to the Wookieepedia page on the topic.

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    ryku7  over 11 years ago

    @simpsonfan2 well it was more logical then starwars

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