One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for April 25, 2013

good point!

I’d take the money it takes to buy a brand new space shuttle. Hello summer home in Alaska !

I’d take the money that the federal government wastes in just one minute. Hello private island.

I’ve always told this one with an elephant instead of a bulldozer. Maybe I should want an elephant driving a bulldozer. A bull-elephant-dozer maybe.

I use the same line but with an aircraft carrier.

That would $200,000 to $250,000…

I wish I had enough money to pay the national debt. Got you all put together. {sigh}