The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 14, 2014
Transcript:
Boone: Whoa!! Listen to this! "Attacks on Elderly by Fire Ants Increasing!" Dusty: Boone!! I am 82 years old! I've got a weak ticker and have trouble walkin'. Everyday there is news of yet something else tryin' to do me in! Could I just finish mah oatmeal without you makin' me more paranoid? Boone: I'd keep my feet off the ground if I were you.
MsMistoffeles14 almost 10 years ago
I agree with you, Dusty. I’m a half century younger, but the news still makes me nervous most of the time. (MERS virus… yikes!)