The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 07, 2013

Transcript:

The Professor: So, what have you graced the Elderpark Yard Sale with this day, General? The General: All kinds of treasures, Professor. Dusty: How much for the deck of cards? The General: I was asking $2, but since there's only 50 cards, I'll take a little off. The Professor: Where's the other cufflink? The General: If I had the other one I wouldn't be selling that one. Evelyn: Is there a top to this blender? The General: Lost it. Just put your hand over it. Hey!! Aren't you going to buy something? Dusty: You know what they say: "One man's trash is another man's junk."