The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 05, 2013
May 04, 2013
May 06, 2013
Transcript:
Dusty: Perfessor...I got trouble! This e-mail says they gotta verify my credit information or they're gonna cancel me. The Professor: Don't do it! It's called phishing! It's a bogus e-mail pretending to be from a real company! They're trying to steal your identity!! They'll empty your checking account!! Dusty: Oh...that's overdrawn! The Professor: They'll run up your bills! Dusty: I'm paying five ex-wives. The Professor: They'll use your credit card! Dusty: It's maxed out! And my driver's license is suspended. The Professor: That's very clever...you've created an identity nobody would want to steal! Dusty: The best defense is a good offense!
susanwobb almost 11 years ago
Hey, that’s what I did too!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s an offensive comment, Dusty!
LOWRIDER84 almost 11 years ago
My son had his identity stolen. He decided not to do anything about it. The thief spent less money than my daughter-in-law.
robert423elliott 6 months ago
Paying 5 ex-wives? Not possible. His only income is his social security check and they can’t get ANY of that!