Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2012

To Mr Snuffles I leave my entire collection of strings.

Yep, related to Cybil.

Jon would say the same thing to Garfield about Odie and Nermal.

R.I.(I.I.)P. !!! Hahaha

How is it that cat has anything to leave to anyone other than it’s collar. Snuffles clearly has plenty to leave based on hs past (unless the FBI siezed the profits he made off of the illegal sale of arms to terrorists)

Mr. Snuffles was just trying to do a good deed. Or two. Why are people so negative towards him?

To my beloved cat Mittens, my sole companion in the declining years of my life I bequeath my entire…Boot to the Head!

I can think of a better way Stephan could have written “Rip”!

Go play with the crocks.

Wow

Ha! That’s barely an appetizer

Why we LOVE Mr. Snuffles! =^..^=

Is it just me or is the kitten morphing into a chihuaha?

Can’t we all just get along?

Mr Snuffles, Zebra said that you’re not to kill the other cat. He said nothing about you asking your friend guard duck to do the deed for you.

Stephan sure loves that top row on the keyboard in SHIFT mode…!@#$%^&*()

If you really want to kill something, Snuffles, there’s a whole bunch of crocodiles next door.

Snuffles, why kill the new kitty? Why not train him to do your bidding?

Be careful…where there’s a will, there’s…..relatives.

This is the second time that Snuffles swore in his mind, the first time was when his package holding the new cat was returned for vague postaging.

First of all Snuffles can write??? And now Snuffles shows the letter, who do you take Zebra for? Zebra does avoid the crocs after all their schemes, though Zebra obviously value his life and that the crocs are stupid.