if you change the blade , it’s capable of slicing AND dicing. just look at this batch of julieanne french fries. and tomatoes…..see how paper thin you can slice them.and that’s not all! fingers are EASily sliced off, toes—-gone in a second! just look how fast it can transform this mass of intestines into tripe, ready for the freezer.this handy dandy guilliotine can do it all, and it’s only 19.95.if you order within the next ten minutes, we’ll send you a SECOND guiliotine FREE! . you just pay separate shipping and handling
el8 over 11 years ago
Neater than a shotgun.
RetroJenny over 11 years ago
A new invention…..the guilloteen.
battle of plattsburgh over 11 years ago
A good way to “head off” a potential bad situation.
James Hopkins over 11 years ago
“And we added a little red paint on the blade for effect.”
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
Lends more credence to the phrase… My parents are gonna kill m…you if I’m late
DocOmics over 11 years ago
Blood stains around the bucket would be even more effective.
Poollady over 11 years ago
Do you think ther’ll be a second date?
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
eerrr, exit stage right…oh just bolt out the back door.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
if you change the blade , it’s capable of slicing AND dicing. just look at this batch of julieanne french fries. and tomatoes…..see how paper thin you can slice them.and that’s not all! fingers are EASily sliced off, toes—-gone in a second! just look how fast it can transform this mass of intestines into tripe, ready for the freezer.this handy dandy guilliotine can do it all, and it’s only 19.95.if you order within the next ten minutes, we’ll send you a SECOND guiliotine FREE! . you just pay separate shipping and handling
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
No, they keep the blade extra sharp so it can cut off any size head.
Fogger_man over 11 years ago
If that’s what happens when she’s brought home late, I’d hate to think what would happen if she came home pregnant!!!Ouch!