Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2012

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    alviebird  over 11 years ago

    Son of Google?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    Reminds me of two one-time “Simpsons” characters named Bort; the titular family was in Itchyandscratchyland where Bart was at the gift shop and eyeing personalized license plates. Also, not to mention I came across a boy named Deyahtzee during my New Mexican missionary service (I was told that when he was born, his sister told her parents to name him after de Yahtzee game).

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    I’ve always felt sorry for these kids that will have to spell out their name over and over for the rest of their life.

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    JSS1234  over 11 years ago

    My name is Jane… and I’m a kid

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    legaleagle48  over 11 years ago

    Oh, topic? I’m with Rat on this one, believe it or not. Cutesy names (and cutesy spelling of conventional names) tend to set my teeth on edge — they’re one of my biggest pet peeves. Exactly what are the parents of these kids trying to prove, anyway?

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    naturally_easy  over 11 years ago

    Teachers should just assign each kid in their class a number.

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    Hillbillyman  over 11 years ago

    They were a sports nut once that wanted to name his kid …Espn.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Rat’s right.And, so…REPENT! The End Is Near!

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    Proginoskes  over 11 years ago

    My real first name is Gehrudistnacktilfaluuihybonrgisluxortillumadvourtchmeriantwuzzlerploxykunghtrofiganglabsikotliz.

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    Proginoskes  over 11 years ago

    Hey! Those *********s at gocomics cut off my name!

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    knight1192a  over 11 years ago

    Rat oughta take a look at Frank Zappa. Moon Unit. Dweezil. Ahmet Emuukha Rodan. Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. At least Ahmet sounds like it oughta be an old-fashinoned name in some cultures. And one of his middle names sounds like it oughta be a reference to a certain French sculptor (though based on the spelling his folks were probably more into Japanese monster movies than French art). But talk about unique names. And celebs seem to be trying to out do Zappa or at least try to emulate him. Not to mention what some of the hippies and flower children were naming their kids.

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    christianwos  over 11 years ago

    This reminds me of a George Carlin show where he said that Nick, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the $#!% out of Tyler, Kyle and Todd.

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    cork  over 11 years ago

    Named my godson Justin Other Moore.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Howcum Rat didn’t mention “Paris” as a cute name?!?

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    rw1h  over 11 years ago

    I totally agree with the premise of today’s strip. My problem is with the example given. Dinky-McGoogle is stupid but at least you can spell it and pronounce it. Around here, the contest is to see who can string the most unpronounceable letters together. A typical example might be D’Kwinzl. And you can’t tell after you’ve tried to read and pronounce it if the person is male or female. It infuriates me………..I’ve lived too long………..

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Father: "The tradition of our tribe is that the first thing the mother sees outside the lodge is what the child’s name shall be. Why do you ask “Two dogs ********** by the Oak Tree”"?

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    steverinoCT  over 11 years ago

    I saw a young woman with her name on her car: P’tricia. I rather suspect that was a teen-rebellion type of spelling, though.

    We’ve got two toddlers moved in, one next door and one across the street: Alexia and Alexis. Makes for some confusion (but they’re both so cute!).

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    sgmwlc  over 11 years ago

    Ths strip is GREAT! Don’t we all have friends like Pig and Rat?

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    hcr1985  over 11 years ago

    As a African-American, I often see the worst of it. folks need to think long term when they choose names for their kids. When is the last time you heard “Shoniquanita Jones, Attorney-at-Law”?!

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    shredder32  over 11 years ago

    The other problem with the cutesy names are the cutesy spellings. “Antawn” = “Antoine”? Shouldn’t it be “Antón?” I also knew a girl called “Teamaker” whose name was pronounced “Tameeka”. I know English spelling is whack, but c’mon.

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    Ray-Bear  over 11 years ago

    @all of the above—and why would it matter to any of you??

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    buick322  over 11 years ago

    Look up Bizarro today too. Also, pretty funny

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    Tracy Rounds  over 11 years ago

    My kids are named Bob, Rebecca and Ed. How’s that for normal? Their names really stand out in class.

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    jcomics52  over 11 years ago

    Better than John, Johnny, and Joe

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    Marc Schiffres  over 11 years ago

    This outlines Rat’s point pretty well:

    http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse

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    mac47  over 11 years ago

    TRADITIONAL VALUES!!!!!

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    My legal name is a diminutive version of a common formal name (imagine being named Bobby, Tommy, or Ricky, instead of Robert, Thomas, or Richard). It was a real pain in school when we were asked to fill out forms and told to use our full legal names. I would write my name exactly as it appears on my birth certificate, yet inevitably be called to the front of the class and told that the name I put down was a nickname, and that I should use my formal “legal” name.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago

    You have all convinced me. My next two children shall be named “Rat” and “Pig”.

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    Holy cow, Rat

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Oooooh… Awkward.

    Don’t shout, Rat.

    LOL xxx

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    timber_wolf_789  over 11 years ago

    Since when is Kaylee a new, weird name? It’s been around for quite awhile, and it’s pretty common.

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    tiomax  over 11 years ago

    This discussion on names reminds me of something I read awhile back. An older mother was giving advice to a new mom about kid’s names. She told her to stand on her back porch and yell the name about 10 or 15 times in a row. Because that’s what she would be doing for the next 18 years!

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    pshapley Premium Member over 11 years ago

    We named our son “Richard.” He’s now in high school, and has only had one classmate in all those years with the same name. With everyone else trying to be “unique” and failing (and dooming their kids to lifetimes of having dumb names), our plan has worked.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Here’s the ultimate individual name, and I dare any of you to give your kid this name.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    “I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was he spelt it H-E-N-3-R-Y. The 3 was silent, you see.” (Tom Lehrer)

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 11 years ago

    I have an unusual first name so I just use my initials – not some pretentious farce like J. Alexander Smith. (Apologies to all theJ. Alexanders out there.)

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    I for one see nothing wrong with plain, ordinary names. They work quite well for James Bond, Sam Spade, John Wayne, and many other famous fictional characters.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    At some point in the future, by an astounding coincidence, all boys and girls in the English-speaking world will be named Ashleigh.

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    betchacan  over 11 years ago

    I’m from the old school where you had to name your kid “after” some family member. I was named after my two grandmothers. The one that had my first name told my mother, “Don’t call her by my name — she’ll hate it.” Mother should have listened.

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    tazz555  over 11 years ago

    “Kill da McGoogles!” I bet you that anyone wont know what does this ref?

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    bornfree99  over 11 years ago

    I heard from a friend, her colleague named the kid maverick. Reason? Tom cruise call name in top gun..

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    killacowinWA  over 11 years ago

    I heard that there’s a kid in Egypt named ‘Facebook’, so named because of the role the site had in the revolution. Also, there’s an Australian kid named 4Real. Really. If I am fortunate enough to get married and have a family (not until after I graduate) I probably will lean toward some solid Biblical names. I am well-versed in the Bible enough to know which named to steer clear of.

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    Spooky D Cat  over 11 years ago

    No, Rat intended that Dinky McGoogle was a girl’s name.

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    99gagtx  over 11 years ago

    I’m with rat on this one.

    I blame tv soap operas for the unique cutesy names.

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    Tocsik  over 11 years ago

    I work at a Children’s Hospital and the names we see are sometimes ridiculous, bordering on insane. We actually keep a list of the more whack-o names that come along (hidden away to be added to when needed). You wouldn’t believe the misuse of the apostrophe, hyphen and mid-name capitalization that we see. Poor kids.

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    water_moon  over 11 years ago

    I went to school with a girl names “Little Star” I asked if she’d rather be called “Stella” and she said, "No, just drop the ‘Little.’ " .But my mom used to work at a University, and a one of the girls there was named soemthing pronounced “Go-nori-ah”. Her mom saw it on a poster at the hospital and thought it sounded pretty, I’m guessing she couldn’t read the rest of the poster…..

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    alviebird  over 11 years ago

    Although not connected to the recent trend, I grew up being called by my middle name – Alvie. I grew very tired of repeating, and many times spelling it, when introduced. A few years ago (I’m 57) I relented, and started using my first name. One I do not like, and do not identify with. Vernon. That’s right, Vernon Alvie Bird. (Google spell check is flagging Alvie.)

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    alviebird  over 11 years ago

    Oh, I’m just glad I didn’t get the name my mom wanted. Forney Alvie, after her dad.

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    sandigilbo  over 11 years ago

    I thought Rat was going to refer to “U’nique” as a name in the first panel. Seen it too many times, so “U’nique” is no longer unique.

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    cheesecakegirl  over 11 years ago

    OHMYGAWD, THOSE STUPID TRENDY NAMES ARE ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES!!!!! Hayden, Kaden, Jaden, Braden, Holton, Colton, and Dolton annoy the h*ll out of me to NO end. Also Madison, McKenzie, McKenna, Riley, Taylor, Tyler, and other names that are LAST names need to STAY last names. And all those made-up names like Brynlee, Irelynn, Granleigh — Don’t even get me started on those.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Funky Winkerbeam? Doogie Howser?

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    Artie Adams  over 11 years ago

    Dinky-McGoogle’s middle name is “Stephan”.

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    tomielm  over 11 years ago

    My cousin has a favorite saying: “If I want to name my kid ABC and spell it XYZ, that’s my business!” Give it a rest, folks. Name your kids what you want and allow others to do the same.

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    bluegirl285  over 11 years ago

    And just what the heck IS wrong with Kaylee?!!! That’s MY name, I’ll have you know!!

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    killacowinWA  over 11 years ago

    No, of course not! And perhaps I shall name my first son Haman! Or perhaps Nebuchadnezzar, that’s a unique one.

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    killacowinWA  over 11 years ago

    Oy, what’s wrong with Nehemiah?

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    bobviously  over 11 years ago

    My pet peeve is the name “Chase”. I’m tempted to name a kid “Caughtit”.

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    I have known two kids here where I live: Jezebel and Ishmael. Seriously. The mother got them out the of the Bible. Ishamael is bad enough (being described as “a wild ass of a man, his hand against everyone and everyone’s hand against him” or words to that effect) but…Jezebel? “Who is on the Lord’s side, who? Throw her down!” And they threw her down, and the dogs ate her, and all they found later were the head and the hands.Nice.

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    Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago

    My wife worked in a hospital. A new mother asked an intern for a nice upscale name for her child. Now he is Meconium forever.

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    m.l.  over 11 years ago
    Rat is THAT LOUD?
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    rw1h  over 11 years ago

    ….And Finally……I’m acquainted with a school teacher who one year encountered a girl named “Shithead”, pronounced Shi-THEAD. I couldn’t believe it when I heard it………

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    big man   over 11 years ago

    thats funny n true at the same time

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    fmasroor  over 11 years ago

    And i never understood why celebrities name their kids after themselves, like Bobbi Brown, daughter of Whitney Houston. And Blanket Jackson?

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    Squirrel Chaser  almost 2 years ago

    Looking for a ‘Bart’ novelty license plate. All they had was ‘Bort’

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    leopardglily  about 1 year ago

    Oh dear god I hate this so much. The names you hear these days! And even if the name is normal, the spelling probably isn’t. There’s a “Meason” in my connections class, pronounced “Mason.” Just spell it right, it’s not rocket science. There’s also an “Aahliyah” in my math class. It’s just ridiculous.

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    alien011  about 1 year ago

    If Rat used the name of Elon Musk’s youngest kid in the comics, everybody would assume he’s cussing. X Æ A-XII.

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    robert423elliott  12 months ago

    We already have one Dinky in this strip……Dinky Duck. He’s the one that was deserted by his mom and is being cared for by L’il Guard Duck.

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