Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    One f lighter. HA!

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    If you put on 12 1/2 pounds, do you become 0% efficient?

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    JEF, somehow, it’s fitting…

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    Stan King  over 11 years ago

    Oh, the war with Frazz (creator Jef Mallett) is so DEFINITELY on!

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    rockngolfer  over 11 years ago

    While I was getting my cruiser tires replaced the bike guy had a discussion with a customer about open pedals, cadence, and carbon fiber wheels that cost a couple of grand each.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    The degree of my dislike for Jef[f] the Cyclist is in inverse proportion to his weight reduction. —Gee; maybe he could waste away to NOTHING AT ALL; ya think?

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    littleannoyingdog  over 11 years ago

    LOSER Door prize is what I’d like to give him ie opening the drivers side door to turn him into road meat

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Stephan Vs Jef? Mr Pastis is the victim of today’s Frazz…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Stan, it really is. Read Frazz today, it’s about Pearls…Man, these guys…..

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Puns and all….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I always wondered why he spelled it like that…

    Silly me, I thought it was an homage to Bil Keene.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Smart of him, BTW, to lose an F instead of one of those L’s in Mallet… that crossbar must weigh something…though those final T’s are probably heavier and even more useless.Maybe next year…

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    knight1192a  over 11 years ago

    Jef is an idiot. Let’s say that actually does eliminate weight from the brain, it’s bound to be about .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a gram, so infinitesimal of a weight as to not even have any serious effect on Jeff’s preformance on the hill climb. The sunglasses add more weight than the letter F could, so loose them.

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    doublepaw  over 11 years ago

    Oh oh, a weight gain by a cyclist could indicate foreign substances in the body.

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    bahramthered  over 11 years ago

    i see he already ditched those burdensome IQ points.

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    Brockie  over 11 years ago

    Hey, Jeff don’t forget to go potty before you go, that will lighten your “load”.

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    the burser  over 11 years ago

    sticka-ka jefuh-fuh hu-hu-hu

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    jessegooddoggy  over 11 years ago

    I love Pearls, but I do save Frazz until the very last…

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    The Old Wolf  over 11 years ago

    A couple of penslingers are drawing their weapons it would seem. Love it…

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    Nachikethass  over 11 years ago

    This is going to be interesting. Pastis has the words to win, I should think?

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    Well, it is God, not Godd.

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    mamarose127 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The best fights are always between good friends. This is going to be good!

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    s_roberts99  over 11 years ago

    Round 1 to Mallet. Pastis just missed a TKO in the first round with Pig saying that’s a F..n…L.

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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 11 years ago

    This good natured ribbing is nothing compared to the real fun that happens when cartoonists party. That’s why it’s such an isolated profession. Too much togetherness would be a disaster of immense proportions.

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Where the F did it it go?.I mean, where did the F go?

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    Stan King  over 11 years ago

    Dude, yes, of course I do. (Either that, or I’m so stupid I thought it was a colossal coincidence that each of their strips tweaked the other on the same day.)

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    CrimsonFoxx  over 11 years ago

    Apparently, Jef doesn’t give an f anymore

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    Toronto2  over 11 years ago

    littleannoyingdog: Really? You want to main, cripple, or kill cyclists with your car?

    You need help.

    Meanwhile, stop driving.

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Good Luck in the race, Jeff or Jef.

    Though you won’t need it!

    xxx

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    John Lamb Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If Jef really wants to win he needs to think castration. He can lose weight and fit the seat better.

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    lizardlover2  over 11 years ago

    I’m new to Frazz, and checked it out. Is it me or does our hero look like Calvin grown up?

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    js  over 11 years ago

    JFF would be even lighter.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    lizardlover, Yeah, a lot of people say that. And conclude that Calvin would grow up to be like Frazz….

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    6turtle9  over 11 years ago

    Round one, Pastis.

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    CoBass  over 11 years ago

    Re: “Someone explain the pun…what is the significance of Pig’s comment in Panel 3?”I can’t believe you missed it, but the name went from “Jeff The Cyclist” in panel 1 to “Jef The Cyclist” in Panel 3 – one “f” in “Jeff” was dropped.And the cartonist for Frazz is Jef (one “f”) Mallett.

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    underwriter  over 11 years ago

    These cartoon “wars” are helping me understand male bonding……

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    tangcameo  over 11 years ago

    Yknow if he cut it down to just JE he wouldn’t have that exhale on FF which is probably pushing back against his velocity just a bit.

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    Hoodude  over 11 years ago

    Thinking of Calvin as a grown up,makes my head…explode.And Hobbes? What of him?

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    Miserichord  over 11 years ago

    Relax.littleannoyingdog is all “Yap yap yap yap yap” and no bite.Would never really try to injure someone, just likes to make annoying comments.

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    Firebird67  over 11 years ago

    They’re friends. I don’t know about best buds – where’d you hear that? And it certainly doesn’t mean there can’t be a ’toon war.

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    Toxicdave  over 11 years ago

    OK so after reading both comics – as I do daily, I have to wonder if each artist sent the other the drawings and had the other fill in the dialog.

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    sandigilbo  over 11 years ago

    Mallett – does that rhyme with ballet?

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    Mike H  over 11 years ago

    Oh thats so ucked up..lol

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    The only way I could really like “Frazz” is if they’d dump that sermonizing janitor and rename it “Caulfield and Friends.”

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    Ooten Aboot  over 11 years ago

    Some war – did Napoleon and Wellington give each other three weeks’ notice of their maneuvers (or manoeuvres if you speak English)?

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    huzzah!

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    the wolf   over 11 years ago

    yeah but for the readers they start wars and sometimes they wright the others lines for the comics

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    pbuckland Premium Member over 11 years ago

    There’s already a strip called F Minus.

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    KenyarJad  over 11 years ago

    And the other half of the war… sorry, Frazz wins it today.

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    Jeff0811  over 11 years ago

    I almost flattened a cyclist once. I was coming up on a red light, no cars in front of me, one van stopped at the light in the lane to my left. Light turned green before I approached the intersection, I whzzed through, wondering why the van wasn’t moving. Then I saw the cyclist run the red light on the street perpendicular to my direction of travel. I jerked the wheel to the left, passed the cyclist who ws still in the right lane, missed him by about a foot, jerked again to the right after passing said cyclist. Saw him pull up at the other side of the street, stop, and let out a huge sigh. I had only been driving for about 6 months to a year at that time.

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    moridin82  over 11 years ago

    Think of it like a snowball fight…

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    burleigh2  over 11 years ago

    …or he could leave his helmet off and shave his head. He wouldn’t lose anything important in a crash, but he’s probably too vain to lose his hair. ;-)

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    m.l.  over 11 years ago
    And Bil not “Bill” Keane was born.
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    Nebo  over 10 years ago

    I work with a guy like that…

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    Bye Bye Jeffy  about 3 years ago

    this is the first strip of the treasury ‘gets sacrificed’

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