Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 12, 2012

He will if it’s Susie.

That’s the LAST present you’ll lose!

Go for it! Santa always brings underwear!

Santa would not count it as bad if you pretended to throw it at Susie and hit Moe instead.Then run like all get out and get Space man Spiff to take far away till Moe grows up.

Tempting dessous?

Not every body is made for dessous! Not everyone has such a beautiful body and in a not slender body it looks funny!

Ask for Indestructible Underwear…

What does that have to do with anything? You know that snowball has Susie’s name on it!

so, santa is using a secret intelligence apparatus with informants, and the like to spy on what we are doing aka big brother/voyeur? no wonder, we want to melt his house up at the north pole.

That’s a pretty safe bet, Calvin.

If the list is in alphabetical order you’d be in trouble anyway.

whereis Hobbes?

Santa brought me plenty of underwear every year, whether I was naughty or nice, Calvin.

No risk? No reward!

Calvin, just throw it, and make it good. You’re already on the irredeemable naughty list for the stuff you’ve done to poor Miss Wormwood.

On the plus side, elastic underwear makes a good slingshot for coal….

Awwwww… How sweet!

LOL xxx

Maybe Santa will bring a Red Ryder BB gun, then you won’t have to throw snowballs.

I’m with you, Calvin. Us guys don’t need no more’n one pair.

Maybe Santa will just paste you upside the head with a snowball while you sleep. And you’re worried about underwear? Go commando!

Yup. Socks and underwear. That’s what the elves are best at making.

Q: Is it shrewd to gauge your behavior at any moment based on the likelihood of punishment or reward, or should your behavior be based on the inherent rightness or wrongness of the action?A: Calvin will get underwear.

@lafayetteann

There’s a ‘Calvin’ in my life who may greatly benefit from your post …hope you don’t mind my sharing it with him. My ‘Calvin’ is a little older by a few decades but learning is a lifelong process, right?

I hate clothes for Christmas.

This strip reminds me of myself throwing a snowball at my band director’s briefcase (which he was carrying at the time) after he warned me not to throw it. It was a beautiful slider which kayo’ed that briefcase! (And it got me 5 demerits) This happened back in the 50’s in high school.

Even if Santa was bringing you underwear, Calvin, what makes you think that that would be what he’d choose not to bring you if you “pasted someone upside the head” with that snowball?!? If anything, he’d take something else away that you really wanted and double up on the underwear instead!!!!! ;-)

Long johns are always handy in winter, Calvin. Ask for those…

Santa wants to keep you guessing Calvin. So you won’t do what you probably want badly to do.

But you will be getting an Obama phone.

The comments are great today.If Calvin has time to read all this ,here is what he should do.Calvin satisfaction is a must.Lets throw that snow ball at somebody.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re bad or not, you’ll get underwear anyway!

You’ll lose the best gifts first!

Maybe he will bring you some Calvin Kliens

GO FOR IT MAN!!!!!!!!!