Jon: I'm learning a lot from Liz. For instance... Did you know that girls don't like it when you sneak up and belch in their ear? Garfield: You're serious?!
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Congrats Jon. You’re learning.
BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP
Jon, you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, not parts of your lunch.
Or when you’re kissing them too.
Gosh — Who knew??
That shows that Jon probably never had any previous gfs. Lol
you don’t say!
Men don’t like it much, either.
They don’t like snakes or spiders either
AS for me, I’m loaded with gas.
Belch, says the king…
One off my bucket list.
Better to belch in thier ear than fart.
Especially after you’ve been taking belching lessons from Garf!
Yeah, I wondered about that :-) Serves Jon to get smacked for doing such dumb thing :-)
Oh Jon…. You didn’t?
LOL xxx
They also don’t like it when you try to French-kiss them with a wad of Red Man in your cheek!
@ScottSYa think?
He shouldn’t do that to her…
Or when you’re making out, don’t belch in the middle of it…
the wife tried to get me to take Bean-o.It just added a mello hue to my wind.
Wow that explains a lot of why a lot of my dates go wrong
thatll be helpful in high school
Lawl x3
We’re Bachelors, Baby!!
codycab over 11 years ago
Congrats Jon. You’re learning.
torn newspaper over 11 years ago
BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Jon, you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, not parts of your lunch.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
Or when you’re kissing them too.
The Nihilist over 11 years ago
Gosh — Who knew??
Aaron Saltzer over 11 years ago
That shows that Jon probably never had any previous gfs. Lol
pratishthagarg over 11 years ago
you don’t say!
pcolli over 11 years ago
Men don’t like it much, either.
poppy1313 over 11 years ago
They don’t like snakes or spiders either
Scroogeman over 11 years ago
AS for me, I’m loaded with gas.
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Belch, says the king…
kbyrdleroy over 11 years ago
One off my bucket list.
bvallinino over 11 years ago
Better to belch in thier ear than fart.
watmiwori over 11 years ago
Especially after you’ve been taking belching lessons from Garf!
cybergal29 over 11 years ago
Yeah, I wondered about that :-) Serves Jon to get smacked for doing such dumb thing :-)
Number Three over 11 years ago
Oh Jon…. You didn’t?
LOL xxx
Scott S over 11 years ago
They also don’t like it when you try to French-kiss them with a wad of Red Man in your cheek!
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
@ScottSYa think?
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
He shouldn’t do that to her…
Z Rhett over 11 years ago
Or when you’re making out, don’t belch in the middle of it…
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
the wife tried to get me to take Bean-o.It just added a mello hue to my wind.
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Wow that explains a lot of why a lot of my dates go wrong
fmasroor over 11 years ago
thatll be helpful in high school
fmasroor over 11 years ago
Lawl x3
Pets of the comics over 3 years ago
We’re Bachelors, Baby!!