Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 01, 2012

And that’s what you complained about.

Wow. First I think.I was a Marine, gripingand complaining are necessary to the job.

If it was really heaven, the Tigers would be on the big screen, beating the stuffing out of the Yankees…….Or better yet, the Packers kicking Detroit’s fanny up and down the field…On Thanksgiving!

You’re dead. That’s something to complain about.

you could complain about your weight…

and there’s no cash register.

Excuse me, can you tell me where the little angels room is?

“Hey! Check out the wings on HER!”

“Do you think they’re real?”

Some people need something to complain about in order to live!!

A pair of guysin Paradiseregret last ritesprefer to gripe

they both have mugs on the bar, but i thought…..“in heaven there is no beer, that’s way i drink it here.”

Free booze, free snacks, no politics, and the Saints winning the Superbowl on TV, this must be heaven !

And Customers at any retail establishment.“It’s cheaper at that place down the street!”“So why the %^&$ don’t you shop there and leave me alone?”

I’ve never understood those people. People who are never happy unless they have something to complain about.

Baslim the Beggar has the best quip today….

’We’re not happy until you’re not happy.’

Complain about having nothing to complain about.

Cubs vs Yankmes in 4 games for third year in a row. And the devil has just bought a snowmobile and a set of snowshoes.

and when we’re gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer.

do we NEED to be reminded – anything written here – comments and/or usernames are not to be offensive.thank you all for you cooperation and courtesy

what is good for the goose…..ain’t OK for others….

The bartender doesn’t have a halo….maybe he is in hell.

I hear they water down the whine wine . . . ☻

That will do.

So that makes it what now, then?

“If this is Wiley’s idea of heaven, he’s going to be terribly disappointed.”

Ha, ha, riiiight.

I bet the tip’s suck at this bar.

…everybody’s complaining in hell…it’s an election year.

Good one, INGSOC. are we sure heaven isn’t on fire? It’s been pretty dry…Does it even rain in heaven? What if my idea of heaven is a gentle rainy day? Where does everybody else go? The pavilian?Let it rain. Let it rain. Let your love rain down on me…

Actually, my idea of heaven is a little place among the trees, by a little lake, reading a hard cover book with real pages that make noise when you turn them…or maybe with a laptop on my lap, like now…Hmmmm….Dang, I’m in heaven…Oh, well, guess I’ll just have to deal with it…Seriously, there’s always another library book to put on reserve…….

NORM!!!

My idea of Heaven involves a supercomputer designed for running games, a TV that recieves ONLY the channels I want, a phone connected to a restaurant that delivers free food and drinks without the wait, a few sexy girls to play with, some really nice cars to drive, and free access to the internet with zero connection problems.Oh – and access to all the books I might ever want to read.

In no particular order of preference, of course.

You LISTEN??!!!!!!