Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2012

ouch; poor choice of words

Pig forgot to skip wedding terms today.

Ha! Ah, Pastis, you’re a punny man.

Seinfeld: “I was the best man in a wedding recently, and I began thinking, ‘If I’m the best man, then why is she marrying him?’”

In the last panel “him” should have been emphasized for better effect.

@Snoopster(injured): How long will your cast be on? We’re rootin’ for ya that you’ll be able to salvage some part of your summer vacation.

“Little friendly wager”? Better get some backup groomsmen, Bob.

Stephhan is very clever with the Puns.

Whoa, wait a minute. That was a Pig punchline and Neighbor Bob said it?

Oh, no! Now Pig is making puns, too (even if he didn’t realize it)! Pastis, what have you wrought? Surcease, I cry surcease!

Pig is a punster, without even trying.

Why you lef’ out “are”?

May be bettor man win.

no no NO!

bada-bing

As George Orwell says, “Pigs, people, like there’s a difference.”

That’s just sad…but of course I laughed. Steph shares my sick sense of humor!

Looks like a couple of 3 watt light bulbs are having a meeting.

Where is rat when you need him to smack Pasties for a pun?

Good thing Pig didn’t say that in front of some biker last the last times…and rat, well Pastis will be a lot of hot water.

Yeah, WHY is she marrying HIM?

When the wedding’s at a nudist colony you can always tell who’s the best man!

Lack of self-confidence there Bob?

Pigs root no matter what.

Why is it when I click next comic, it always skips over this one??? A message there?Great comic today – love it!

Better than the usual puns.

Excellent strip!

LOL xxx

That’s really silly. And it made me laugh for a long time.

“Hey, Bob! What’d you do the day before your wedding?”Bob: “I hung out with a talking pig.”

UK: Groomsmen + Bride maid’s = no Best Man + no Maid of Honour…If this is the case, then Pig’s response is correct. and Neighbour Bob (secretly relative to Croc Bob) comment/famous last words is… duh! Not as bright as Pig’s 3 watt warm-loving light bulb.

Wait a minute… Bob said he’s taking them golfing… Far as I know, “I’m taking you golfing…” the one who takes is the one who pays for it.Bob seems a bit overconfident. Might want Tiger Woods to be his pinch-hitter… wait, no… Tiger has his balls in too many holes already!

And the rest of his party has to groom the greens?

A fourth panel could be of rat about to punch Stephan saying “say your prayers, punny boy”