Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 26, 2012

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    Joecrow  over 11 years ago

    Pitifull is more like it. Sorry big E, but it was a bad idea to make a movie like this. But, who knew the outcome anyways.

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    Ottodesu  over 11 years ago

    Now, I want to see it.

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    smsrt  over 11 years ago

    Nobody appreiates useless hero’s who are stupid any more. Awe shucks.

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    Ottodesu  over 11 years ago

    Bad movies can be great fun. Worst movie that I couldn’t stop laughing at was Stallone’s “Driven”. Hehe, I’m laughing now thinking about it. Must buy a copy one day. Ha!

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 11 years ago

    I assume they used Uwe Bohl then to direct it.

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    Rakkav  over 11 years ago

    Be careful what you wish for, Tiffany, you might get it! – and be grateful this time that you didn’t get it. Imagine having a part in this movie on your resume…

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    Scott Stevenson  over 11 years ago

    “Worst movie that I couldn’t stop laughing at was Stallone’s “Driven”.”

    I once sat through back to back showings of “Plan 9 From Outer Space” and “Mars Needs Women”. Either of which made “Spock’s Brain” from ST:TOS look like “Citizen Kane”

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    ShagsCA  over 11 years ago

    What, nobody watched the daily rushes? And there was no focus group review during editing?

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    RBLawyer  over 11 years ago

    Enter the Pitts High AV team to re shoot scenes to make it a great movie. “Attack of the Mushroom People” – Worst Film I ever saw. Followed closely by “Attack of the Killer Tomatos”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 11 years ago

    Thus we see the dangers of taking the tremendously talented Tiffany from the film.-I’m reminded of THE RETURN OF ATOR, one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. It was only good to make fun of.-But who knows? maybe Elwood is wrong and they are impressed. After all you have a very select segment of society going to this show.-Night of the Lepus – giant killer rabbitsJane Fonda in Barbarells (still got my money’s worth)

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    Swiftbow  over 11 years ago

    Good thing I still have my VCR.

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    SoItBegins~  over 11 years ago

    That’s what you get for hiring Uwe Boll.

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    lance96816  over 11 years ago

    Kinna feel sorry for Tiff. She was hoping to make it big.

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    evergrey  over 11 years ago

    Must have been Uwe Boll. I was once forced to sit through “In the name of the king.” I tried to safeword but UWE BOLL DOES NOT HONOR SAFEWORDS!

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    I guess Zeye was a bit of a bust.

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    tinabee1967  over 11 years ago

    The kid in the ball cap with his tongue sticking out sums it up. So much for Tiff’s moment in the sun. Her blatant optimism is starting to seriously crack. Luann’s eyes look like they are going to bug out and roll on the floor.

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    slug_queen  over 11 years ago

    Tiffany’s response reminds me a great deal of a part in ‘Singing in the Rain’- they’re made the Cavalier film into a talkie, and it’s terrible (largely because of how awful the blonde- Jean Hagen- was) and as the stars are standing around hoping no one sees them, she says brightly “I liked it!” BECAUSE SHE IS AS DUMB AS A BRICK.

    And I would bet that Evans did this on purpose.

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    chazandru  over 11 years ago

    Battlefield Earth was a wonderful book, best of any Hubbard wrote with excellent concepts. I hope they one day do a cgi remake of it. Earth goes from a conquered planet to rulers of the universe. 1300 page book tho, so bigger than just one movie.

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    ToetagProductions  over 11 years ago

    They said the same thing about “Rocky Horror” and now its a cult classic

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    draksig  over 11 years ago

    most movies based on video games fail big time.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Poor Tiff first she’s excited about the movie then she’s put down from her scenes being cut then she’s happy being invited to the premiere but still sad about being cut but gets happy when some Zeye fans show up but now the movie stinks and I think the director and the main cast knew it stunk.

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    Tinyman  over 11 years ago

    SDOnt forget Betamax

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    mjmsprt40  over 11 years ago

    You know there’s a problem when none of the actors and actresses will show up on opening night. They know they made a turkey.Worst film I ever saw: I was dragged in to see “Galaxina”. Afterwards, the person who dragged me in could barely drive home, it was that bad.

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    Frank Siciliano  over 11 years ago

    @Dennis Downey – “Attack of The Killer Tomatoes” was so bad it can almost be argued they were trying to make it badly to make it funnier. @Brdshtt – You forgot BETA :)

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    Cathy38c  over 11 years ago

    Laserdisk. I can do. I have the machine.

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    Mstreselena  over 11 years ago

    Have you ever seen Manos: The Hands of Fate? Anyone that was involved should have been executed. I love really bad movies but Manos is irredeemable and inexcusable.

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 11 years ago

    Incredible work on the Wikipedia site yesterday, Team! We obviously have some experienced editors and writers among us. This site will now be a more useful resource to introduce new readers to the strip. If you want to tell what you did, I think we all will stand and applaud, and I will personally buy you a cup of virtual coffee (ONE cup, Mordock).

    It’s also a testament to how much we can accomplish when we work together— using a diverse base of knowledge and skills. So today is a day of reward, rest, and planning. Tomorrow we’ll do the third law of thermodynamics, and Sunday will solve problems of world injustice. ;) (that’s a wink) – activist

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    Train 1911  over 11 years ago

    wait in tomrrow clip the will be saying awesome

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    Toxicdave  over 11 years ago

    Zoinks !

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    2Goldfish  over 11 years ago

    Movies don’t end with a credit that says “The End” anymore.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 11 years ago

    ““Homeboys From Outer Space”……….”-I enjoyed that one. Scotty appeared on it several times, telling tales appropriate for being the engineer of The Enterprise even though he went by some other name. -And the starship with an attitude was named The Hooptie. I’d never heard the term ’til that time.

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    sjsczurek  over 11 years ago

    It might become a cult thing anyway.Think “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

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    sjsczurek  over 11 years ago

    Will they bring back beta-max?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 11 years ago

    sjsczurek“Year later, I saw it on TV; "-Then you ALSO got your money’s worth, assuming you paid nothing and saw only bubbles.

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    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    Where are Crow and Tom-Servo when you need them?

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    tigre1  over 11 years ago

    Yeah, but the kid actually DID get it made and shown SOMEWHERE. Look into what a series of challenges THAT is…after after doing that, someone can do ANYTHING in business…think about it, it’s MAGIC to make something out of nothing…seriously, review the steps involved, especially if you have no money. Next time he’ll know how to get some.

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    tigre1  over 11 years ago

    You gotta be willing to FAIL more often…that’s why repeating rifles were invented…sometimes you need more than one shot. Making movies IS a tough job, very few can do it well…just look at what your kids are watching.

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    mantenere la calma  over 11 years ago

    And I thought I was the only person who actually paid to see “Attack of the Killer Tomatos”My biggest shame.

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    Hectoruno  over 11 years ago

    Is no one going to mention Water World or Sehara with Brook Sheilds?

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    pedalflower  over 11 years ago

    No no, you really must see “Troll 2” if you want to see the best worst movie ever. And the great documentary, ’The Best Worst Movie" which is about it, made 20 or so years later. Great awful stuff.

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    Dragoncat  over 11 years ago

    Coming soon to theatres…Are you ready for this…?“The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure”Perhaps Tiffany should have auditioned for that.

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    Charles Weir  over 11 years ago

    A couple of years ago a studio set up a big display at ComicCon to promote their movie. While this happens at ComicCon all the time, they were hoping to generate a fan database that would insure box office success. The movie was “Snakes On A Plane.”

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    craigwestlake  over 11 years ago

    If you liked “Plan 9”, then you simply must watch “Zombies of the Stratosphere” voted worst serial of all time. Does feature the first screen appearance (sadly) of Leonard Nimoy…

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    Charles Weir  over 11 years ago

    Tiff had better get back into her costume; it’ll make some of them happy at least.

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    Doctor11  over 11 years ago

    I bet the director did a flop on purpose so that he can keep all of the money, just like in “The Producers”.

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    Dragoncat  over 11 years ago

    Gee, I can’t wait for the reviews in the school paper…

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    Thehag  over 11 years ago

    Brshtt you fiend. I really didn’t want to be reminded of Eraserhead….ever! Good arty movie, but too…………squishy.

    Dave53, THX1138 is one of the best.

    aaf709 Snakes of a Plane was so much fun to watch, surprisingly entertaining.
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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    their “Eyez” are closed and “Z’s” are coming out of their mouths. Snoozefest.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Good thing they are sitting in the back row. They can sneak out and avoid the audiences questioning gaze.

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    Grover Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Good thing Tif’s not in it.

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    RBLawyer  over 11 years ago

    How about “Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death”? Adrianne Barbeau AND Shannon Tweed i this turkey.

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    krondor2000  over 11 years ago

    I thought the Attack of the 50 Foot Tall Woman was the worst movie ever?!?

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    yangeldf  over 11 years ago

    well, this was a test screening wasn’t it? If the audience didn’t like it they can get some feedback and maybe re-write a few scenes…do some reshoots…then again there’s something to say about polishing a turd…

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    rugratz2222  over 11 years ago

    Had a friend – Mark Anthony – trying to break into movies … did a lot of backup work – stand-ins for TV show lighting setups, etc. Finally had a break in “Adams Family 2 – Family Values” – he had a full speaking dialogue part with Gomez Adams in the jail … and they cut it all out … now he has a 3 second “walking in the background” shot in the police station … got paid for speaking, but he wanted the exposure now. I lost track of him and never knew if he ever got into movies later or still doing bit parts.

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    Mitchtheone  over 11 years ago

    I am going to take a wild guess here. The movie made ’The Attack of The Killer tomatoes" look good.. Ouch…

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    Michelle Morris  over 11 years ago

    Tomatoes and Mushrooms. Sounds like a pizza!

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    Dragoncat  over 11 years ago

    Yes, that’s true…Any bit of publicity/attention that she can hold on to…

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    MommaMadeMe  over 11 years ago

    Well they all stayed to the end. What out of morbid fascination?

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    Swiftbow  over 11 years ago

    lol, that’s one sound system I’ve never seen. My Dad still has his records and phonograph, though!

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    Chocoloop  over 11 years ago

    That movie doesn’t seem any worse than ‘Battleship.’

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    prrdh  over 11 years ago

    This movie is going straight to MST3K.

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    LiviaBay  over 11 years ago

    Crazy twosome….lol

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    LiviaBay  over 11 years ago

    When are the tomatoes going to fly?

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    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    I was betting on Alan Smithee as the director myself

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 11 years ago

    “Poor Tiff, used again, and she doesn’t see it”-We all use each other. It’s okay as long as both sides are satisfied with the exchange. -Tiffany is interested in being the center of attention. She got that. -Elwood was interested in having a model for his opening night. He got that.-The moviegoers were interested in being entertained. Whether they got their money’s worth or not is questionable.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    KFM led the way for those guys to do Airplane and Naked Gun so it served its purpose.

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