Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 12, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    Spock is talking to a guy in a red uniform. You knows what happens to crewmen who wear red, except for Scotty that is.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Just give him the old neck pinch and be done with it already.

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    orinoco womble  almost 12 years ago

    Woah…what an angry Vulcan might do with the Mind-meld is kind of scary!!

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    naturally_easy  almost 12 years ago

    Uh-oh! Here’s the opportunity for all the treckys to strut their stuff! Look out!

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    orinoco womble  almost 12 years ago

    Actually, though, a Vulcan doesn’t get ticked off. Or happy, or sad. They don’t have emotions.

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    TiffWHO  almost 12 years ago

    The only opposite comment that fits would be to tell you that it’s “lowly logical” Mark.

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    philyfanstukinmi  almost 12 years ago

    He gets ticked off approximately 16.734632 times per year.

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    V-Beast  almost 12 years ago

    Mr. Spock… you…. andyoursuperior…. intellect… MAKEMELAUGHHAHA!BUTFOR…. now…..I….. MUSTCHECK…..out some….. thingsthatsbeen… BOTHERINGME. Damage report……. Scotty……… CANYOUHEARME?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I thought the “Live briefly and fail” sign only required one digit . . . . . ☻

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    pfantom58  almost 12 years ago

    The ‘Red Shirt’ should have seen it coming

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    runar  almost 12 years ago

    I prefer to say it, “Short life and starve”.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 12 years ago

    I prefer his acid delivery of the usual phrase in the 2009 movie.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    or, as Bones would say, “up yours, Jim!”

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    wes tnt  almost 12 years ago

    we should be so lucky

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    SkyFisher  almost 12 years ago

    I always said it as, “Die soon and wither”.

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