Some buddies and i would buy a couple of cases. Find a spot on the greens and drink half the night away.. We called it night golfing.. Interestingly though we would never make it past that one hole…
old joke … guy was fooling around in the afternoon and fell asleep … suddenly he woke up, notice the time and told his mistress … “quick take my shoes and scuff them on the lawn” … then he went home and his wife said, “why were you gone all afternoon? I called your office several times?” … he said, “honey, I’ve been seeing another woman and I’m sorry.” She looked at his shoes and said, “you liar! You’ve been sneaking out playing golf again, haven’t you!?!”
the same basic ‘punch line’ was used in a “Mutt & Jeff” comic back in … late 60s or early 70s… as best I recall…an associated M&J had them coming home late/drunk and the “wife” said: ‘Why did you get drunk in the first place?" — their reply was: "It wasn’t in the FIRST place…"
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
That’s it, just keep digging yourself in deeper…
watmiwori almost 12 years ago
That’s good, I never heard that one before!
Chas60 almost 12 years ago
Did they light up, when you putted?
brick10 almost 12 years ago
It’s a small tree, places have to do double/triple duty.Breakfast in the mornings, booze in the evening.
denny-king almost 12 years ago
one of the best, ever
J Short almost 12 years ago
Should have told her he was with a woman. She’d call him a liar and say he’d been out with his golf buddies.
llong65 almost 12 years ago
i always considered golf clubs earth moving equipment……he’s using his to dig himself deeper and deeper.
Mitchtheone almost 12 years ago
I used to golf at night on a golf course.
Some buddies and i would buy a couple of cases. Find a spot on the greens and drink half the night away.. We called it night golfing.. Interestingly though we would never make it past that one hole…
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Don’t pay the ransom, honey. I escaped !
jppjr almost 12 years ago
Senator…she ain’t THAT blind.
danlarios almost 12 years ago
do your golf balls glow in the dark?
el8 almost 12 years ago
night putting, oh how I miss it
rugratz2222 almost 12 years ago
old joke … guy was fooling around in the afternoon and fell asleep … suddenly he woke up, notice the time and told his mistress … “quick take my shoes and scuff them on the lawn” … then he went home and his wife said, “why were you gone all afternoon? I called your office several times?” … he said, “honey, I’ve been seeing another woman and I’m sorry.” She looked at his shoes and said, “you liar! You’ve been sneaking out playing golf again, haven’t you!?!”
toyfj40 almost 12 years ago
the same basic ‘punch line’ was used in a “Mutt & Jeff” comic back in … late 60s or early 70s… as best I recall…an associated M&J had them coming home late/drunk and the “wife” said: ‘Why did you get drunk in the first place?" — their reply was: "It wasn’t in the FIRST place…"
mike48 almost 12 years ago
rollsroyce jeff macneely passed away his widow and his assistants now do the strip