Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 23, 2012

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”

I wonder how big Bung’s bar tab is?

Bung walks into a bar, makes a fool of himself, and keels over. The end.

A guy walks into a bar and says, OUCH !!

Thomas Edison walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender says “alright, but don’t get any ideas!”

make it a double

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads “Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.”!

http://www.schiesshouse.com/a_guy_walks_into_a_bar_and_more.htm

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry guy, we don’t serve food here.

There’s no one there to greet Bung but the bartender. Very un-Cheerslike.

Norm walks into Cheers. Woody says, “Hi, Mr. Peterson. What do you say to a beer?”

Norm says, “Come to poppa.”

A Preist, Minister and Rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender says, " What, is this some kind of a joke?"

The Grim Reaper walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A kid and two droids walk into a bar. The bartender says to the kid, “We don’t serve their kind in here!”

@RockngolferShoot! Took a while for your comment to sink in.Great post.

Guy walks into a bar and ask for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and shots off a round just past the man’s head. The man says, “Thank-you” and leaves a $5 tip. Why the thank-you and why the tip?

The man had the hick-ups.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra.