Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2012

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    Thomas Skogestad  over 11 years ago

    Only those who didn’t buy the DVD have free will.

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    Woody157  over 11 years ago

    AND REMENBER THE RULE IS “DON’T TOUCH MY WILLIE”.

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    rf_eq  over 11 years ago

    Willy was recently seen near New Zealand. He heard Peter Jackson was hiring orcs for his new movie.

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    SarahPlain  over 11 years ago

    Well, some of us have the VHS.

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    Rakostump  over 11 years ago

    hahaha…poor pig! i feel bad for him on how dumb he is…but i still like him :D

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Pig is just this much away from being completely correct! Aren’t almost all remakes boring at best, often total disasters?

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    Woody157  over 11 years ago

    Kevin Fowler – Don’t Touch My Willie Check out this video on YouTube:.//www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZuitZlKYQ4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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    Woody157  over 11 years ago

    On one live video I found, he did make an insinuation to that. In fact I think the entire thing was done to lead you in that direction. Like politicians using the other guys words and phrases out of context.

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    Casey Southards  over 11 years ago

    I love Pig.

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    trimguy  over 11 years ago

    Free Willy: isn’t that Bill Clinton’s autobiography?

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    dataweaver  over 11 years ago

    Wait, wait, wait… Rat is asking Pig for his views? What’s wrong with this picture?

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    corzak  over 11 years ago

    Wikipedia has an a very long article about ‘free will’ . . . and I need to read the whole thing to make up my mind about it . . . but right now I have neither the freedom nor the will to do so.

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    acesover  over 11 years ago

    There are 3 choices:

    1. All civilizations have gone extinct before becoming advanced enough to simulate our ancestors.

    2. All civilizations advanced enough to simulate our ancestors had absolutely no interest in doing so and therefore did not.

    3. At least some civilizations advanced enough to simulate our ancestors did so and thus we are almost certainly simulations.

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    Zippy007  over 11 years ago

    Free will, choice . . .But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    I love how Pig is so clueless about things.

    xxx

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    Zebrails  over 11 years ago

    Wait a minute, isn’t that a belly button on Pig?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    There is no such thing as free will; lawyers charge a bundle to draw one up.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    The only time I have “Free Willy” is when I’m in the shower.

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    sandigilbo  over 11 years ago

    Free will usually ends up costing A LOT.

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    I prefer to Free Will rather than to Fire at Will. I mean, what has Will ever done to you?

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    Perkycat  over 11 years ago

    This is so funny. Rat tries to be so deep and pig is more like me.

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    tigre1  over 11 years ago

    You guys are great. So is Pastis. It’s almost like gathering around a net campfire. ’Cept I bring my own coffee…

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    tigre1  over 11 years ago

    A re-make of “Free Willy” starring Ziggy, who at last observation still has no pants.

    Where did Pig store those political posters and signs?

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    tigre1  over 11 years ago

    By the way, does anybody know ANY way to get thru to the guy who has locked up Pibgorn? I miss her, and it would be kinder to find out she’s dead, or that some vampiric studly old demon had spirited her away for further ungodly experimentation rather than this…cold, unfeeling absence…sorry, but if anybody could get a message thru to him, a real admirer would appreciate it.

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    AStarofDestiny  over 11 years ago

    Action speaks louder than words.

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    lizardlover2  over 11 years ago

    How nice Rat and Pig could get away for some tropical beach time. Who’s guarding the beer back home?

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    tegm  over 11 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA XD

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    Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000  over 2 years ago

    no it’s a prequel. everyone hated it. yes i am indeed making reference to star wars.

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