Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2012
July 06, 2012
July 08, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Do you think each of us has free will? Pig: No. Only some of us. Rat: Why do you say that? Pig: Because not everyone bought the DVD. Rat: Free will, not 'Free Willy.' Pig: Oh, great. Is that some boring re-make?
On one live video I found, he did make an insinuation to that. In fact I think the entire thing was done to lead you in that direction. Like politicians using the other guys words and phrases out of context.
Wikipedia has an a very long article about ‘free will’ . . . and I need to read the whole thing to make up my mind about it . . . but right now I have neither the freedom nor the will to do so.
Free will, choice . . .But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15
By the way, does anybody know ANY way to get thru to the guy who has locked up Pibgorn? I miss her, and it would be kinder to find out she’s dead, or that some vampiric studly old demon had spirited her away for further ungodly experimentation rather than this…cold, unfeeling absence…sorry, but if anybody could get a message thru to him, a real admirer would appreciate it.
Thomas Skogestad over 11 years ago
Only those who didn’t buy the DVD have free will.
Woody157 over 11 years ago
AND REMENBER THE RULE IS “DON’T TOUCH MY WILLIE”.
rf_eq over 11 years ago
Willy was recently seen near New Zealand. He heard Peter Jackson was hiring orcs for his new movie.
SarahPlain over 11 years ago
Well, some of us have the VHS.
Rakostump over 11 years ago
hahaha…poor pig! i feel bad for him on how dumb he is…but i still like him :D
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Pig is just this much away from being completely correct! Aren’t almost all remakes boring at best, often total disasters?
Woody157 over 11 years ago
Kevin Fowler – Don’t Touch My Willie Check out this video on YouTube:.//www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZuitZlKYQ4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Woody157 over 11 years ago
On one live video I found, he did make an insinuation to that. In fact I think the entire thing was done to lead you in that direction. Like politicians using the other guys words and phrases out of context.
Casey Southards over 11 years ago
I love Pig.
trimguy over 11 years ago
Free Willy: isn’t that Bill Clinton’s autobiography?
dataweaver over 11 years ago
Wait, wait, wait… Rat is asking Pig for his views? What’s wrong with this picture?
corzak over 11 years ago
Wikipedia has an a very long article about ‘free will’ . . . and I need to read the whole thing to make up my mind about it . . . but right now I have neither the freedom nor the will to do so.
acesover over 11 years ago
There are 3 choices:
1. All civilizations have gone extinct before becoming advanced enough to simulate our ancestors.
2. All civilizations advanced enough to simulate our ancestors had absolutely no interest in doing so and therefore did not.
3. At least some civilizations advanced enough to simulate our ancestors did so and thus we are almost certainly simulations.
Zippy007 over 11 years ago
Free will, choice . . .But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15
Number Three over 11 years ago
I love how Pig is so clueless about things.
xxx
Zebrails over 11 years ago
Wait a minute, isn’t that a belly button on Pig?
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
There is no such thing as free will; lawyers charge a bundle to draw one up.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
The only time I have “Free Willy” is when I’m in the shower.
sandigilbo over 11 years ago
Free will usually ends up costing A LOT.
bmonk over 11 years ago
I prefer to Free Will rather than to Fire at Will. I mean, what has Will ever done to you?
Perkycat over 11 years ago
This is so funny. Rat tries to be so deep and pig is more like me.
tigre1 over 11 years ago
You guys are great. So is Pastis. It’s almost like gathering around a net campfire. ’Cept I bring my own coffee…
tigre1 over 11 years ago
A re-make of “Free Willy” starring Ziggy, who at last observation still has no pants.
Where did Pig store those political posters and signs?
tigre1 over 11 years ago
By the way, does anybody know ANY way to get thru to the guy who has locked up Pibgorn? I miss her, and it would be kinder to find out she’s dead, or that some vampiric studly old demon had spirited her away for further ungodly experimentation rather than this…cold, unfeeling absence…sorry, but if anybody could get a message thru to him, a real admirer would appreciate it.
AStarofDestiny over 11 years ago
Action speaks louder than words.
lizardlover2 over 11 years ago
How nice Rat and Pig could get away for some tropical beach time. Who’s guarding the beer back home?
tegm over 11 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA XD
Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000 over 2 years ago
no it’s a prequel. everyone hated it. yes i am indeed making reference to star wars.