Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 26, 2012

Quite impressive for a woman with such skinny arms.

Yeah, but can she throw a discus?

To be lettered in shot can be very helpful!!

She’s got quite an arm on her.

I wonder if she had the world record!!

…and Calvin held on to his lunch box.

Moms (and Dads if they earn it) deserve peace during the day.

I think she did,and as Calvin grows up this my become more and more helpful .

Would it be within the rules to use Calvin as a ball in Calvinball?

Methinks Calvin’s imagination runneth over.

I had totally forgotten about shot put in high school; they were actually pretty impressive.

So now that Mom knows how far she can throw him she also knows how far she can trust him.

or short putt.

I wonder which came first, this or “Matilda”? (I’m too lazy to look it up.) No risk of Calvin participating in the hammer throw anyway…

Calvin should be greayful Mom wasn’t the punter on the high school football team.

Hey, he’s just a half-pint.

She probably got him that Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox when she starred in that spinoff.

I got booted like that out of school. Bye! Im gone for the rest of the week

Trick is to have them land on their butts without sliding.

Calvin, when you refuse you get hurled out like refuse.

Mom needs to be very fit, in order to throw one!

But if the teacher does that it’s child cruelty…no matter how justified.

It’s amazing the secret strength that parents have. My father knocked me down once and I never ever saw him move.

The common 180 degree result from putting your foot down.

I beg to differ…ever come across the story involving Calvin and his short-lived baseball career?

she shoots! she scoooores!

To go or not to go… It’s a toss up!

If Calvin hadn’t telegraphed his intentions, he wouldn’t be flying through the air in Morse Code …dots and dashes, even(Snagglepuss)

Since we didn’t actually see Mom throw Calvin, I can only assume a stunt person did it.

Wait to see the distance the day after he graduates high school.

What does Calvin’s last phrase mean?

He sure hates school for being such a smart aleky kid!

Calvin has a very considerate Mother. She opened the door before Calvin went through it. My mother wouldn’t have.

Calvin gets (literally) thrown out of the house any time he’s being a pest.

Quite immpressive for Mom to trow him that far.

I think she punt him

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…As a matter of fact, I think she did. That’s pretty far to throw him.

I can visualize Calvin, tucked under Mom’s jawline, her other arm extended out to the middle distance..

stupid Boy

awesome!! i was in splits just now!!!!!!:D XD