Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 07, 2012

What did Hobbes write? It would be better to know, what is written in the composition. I won’t trust Hobbes so much!!

Only Calvin could end up in this predicament. :)

“Sorry Mrs. Wormwood… a tiger wrote my homework.”

I hope it’s good.

Well, too late now and we are too tired from all our time travel to even care right now. Good night, mom.

The school psychologist is going to be earning her pay tomorrow.

Now what will Mom read into that?

The only thing I have to say is “brilliant!”

Hobbes looks exhausted after the ordeal — just lying there staring off into space.

@gmartin997: Sounds like Hobbes is working undercover. Looks that way also.

Yeah, the parents in this strip are great.

“I can’t recall who said it;I know I never read it.”

It just keeps getting better!!

I remember this arc. I think it is one of my favorites.

Sounds like most “autobiographies” these days…

I’ve written a lot of stuff I’d never read; and read even more stuff that I’ve not written…I didn’t write any of Ray Bradbury’s magic, may he rest in peace. We’ll miss you, Mr. Bradbury!

I’m sure many of my students don’t read what they have written. When I make them read their essays out loud, they are quite surprised to see their own mistakes.

And of course some don’t read the essays that they download from the internet— but that’s a different problem.

I sometimes wonder if the students I teach read their assignments before turning them in.

“So let it be written,so let it be done!”

Please what does it mean sort of ?

He better read it before he has to read it in front of the class.

I need to hire Hobbes. Then I can goof off and still have my work done.

Bill Watterson contributed a drawing to the Team Cul de Sac book, just published. Many other comic artists have also. Check it out.

Good Luck, Calvin.

LOL xxx

Considering the lack of oversight, paternal indifference, rotten science advice (from his Dad), and failure to police his school it’s no surprise that Calvin retreated into fantasy. Reality was just too scary.

rewrite: Well MOM there’s just too many things to do as a kid ’that this stupid school stuff must wait!

That got Moms attention.

Well, that statement certainly stopped mom in her tracks!

And even more to the point, Calvin, your teacher isn’t going to want to read it either….tell your mother you can’t find it…maybe she’ll buy that line…yeah, right….

@Dha Dha: JP Steve is “sort of” a nice guy. Just kidding. He’s a very nice guy.Did you change your name from Phapada to Dha Dha? Phapada was also from Thailand and had the same Winnie the Pooh avatar picture.

@Dogsniff: I don’t read the Frog Blog, since it’s not to my taste. I looked at it many months ago but haven’t read it since.