Clay Bennett for May 31, 2012

I still get the feeling there was a shotgun involved, and only one couple in the holler.

The DNC has a fake facebook timeline mocking Mitt.It is mostly what other Republicans said about him or what he has said.http://www.businessinsider.com/democratic-national-committee-mitt-romney-facebook-timeline-2012-5

“Oh, I couldn’t live a single day without youActually, on second thought, well, I suppose I couldAnyway, what I’m trying to say is, [Romney]*, you’re the greatestWell, at any rate, I guess you’re…pretty good

Now, it seems to me I’m relatively luckyI know I probably couldn’t ask for too much moreI honestly can say you’re an above-average [Republican]You’re almost just what I’ve been looking for

You’re sort of everything I ever wantedYou’re not perfect, but I love you anyhowYou’re the [candidate] that I’ve always dreamed ofWell, not really…but you’re good enough for now

You’re pretty close to what I’ve always hoped forThat’s why my love for you is fairly strongAnd I swear I’m never gonna leave you, darlin’At least ’til something better comes along

‘Cause you’re sort of everything I ever wantedYou’re not perfect, but I love you anyhowYou’re the [candidate] that I’ve always dreamed ofWell, not really…but you’re good enough for nowNo, not really…but you’re good enough for now"

*[Indicates revised lyric]Apologies to ‘Weird Al’.

Now if Romney gets elected will the posters react when Romney continues the same things Obama did that they currently can’t stand?

Congratulations, Mitt. You are the BIGGEST LOSER!

What? No dog on roof?

Came to that conclusion when I saw how much like the Shrub Romney was.

I may be Independent, but I am not voting for that rich [illegitimate child].

Hah! He is the consolation prize. All year they were trying to find Anyone Else but Mitt! Guess he is the best they could come up with!

Lol, you just listed some very smart people …Rush, O’’Reilly, Hannity simply pander to the stupid.