Mayonnaise: Hey, pickle relish! I told you to stay away from the egg salad! She's mine!! Every refrigerator is ruled by the alpha-male.
Oy…
Excellent, Dogsniff!
Not mine, not now – not ever. You need to give it a lot of mustard.
Poor relish received a dressing down.
A friend of mine had an old Apha-RO-Mayo…he relished it, but it took all his bread to try to ketchup with the repair bills.Eventually he re-tired it.
Every refrigerator is taxed by the Fee-Mayo.
What is in the bottle labelled “toe”? Some sort of jam?
And I thought the joke was going to be about an egg salad going bad.
@luvcmx
Tobasco
Reminds me of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons – “When potato salad goes bad.”
nice
Come on little relish, preform a miracle, whip his……
Send him to the mayo clinic.
the soy sauce is wondering, ‘where oh where is “Miracle Whip” when you it need it’ and why you never see it and salad cream together in the same place.
The second I saw this, I knew it was fodder for the punsters. Good ones Susan Sunshine and all others.
He had to Duke it out with the other mayo who was not as Krafty.
Give him hell, man!
Such a sad little mustard man.
Then a big Miracle Whip happened!
:D
Bravo!
Or I’ll open up some Miracle Whip ass on you!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Oy…
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Excellent, Dogsniff!
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Not mine, not now – not ever. You need to give it a lot of mustard.
Tcassutt almost 12 years ago
Poor relish received a dressing down.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
A friend of mine had an old Apha-RO-Mayo…he relished it, but it took all his bread to try to ketchup with the repair bills.Eventually he re-tired it.
jreckard almost 12 years ago
Every refrigerator is taxed by the Fee-Mayo.
luvcmx almost 12 years ago
What is in the bottle labelled “toe”? Some sort of jam?
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And I thought the joke was going to be about an egg salad going bad.
daphilli almost 12 years ago
@luvcmx
Tobasco
jdthird almost 12 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons – “When potato salad goes bad.”
V-Beast almost 12 years ago
nice
PICTO almost 12 years ago
Come on little relish, preform a miracle, whip his……
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
Send him to the mayo clinic.
JB10000Lakes almost 12 years ago
the soy sauce is wondering, ‘where oh where is “Miracle Whip” when you it need it’ and why you never see it and salad cream together in the same place.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
The second I saw this, I knew it was fodder for the punsters. Good ones Susan Sunshine and all others.
J Short almost 12 years ago
He had to Duke it out with the other mayo who was not as Krafty.
route66paul almost 12 years ago
Give him hell, man!
KSquaredComics almost 12 years ago
Such a sad little mustard man.
iced tea almost 12 years ago
Then a big Miracle Whip happened!
:D
lin4869 almost 12 years ago
:D
Toronto2 almost 12 years ago
Bravo!
Nukemfilm almost 12 years ago
Or I’ll open up some Miracle Whip ass on you!