Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2012
June 12, 2012
June 14, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: I hear you're upset about our new frog neighbors. Larry the frog: Yeah. Me hate slimy amphibians almost as much as me hate you. Zebra: Well, the reason that they're 'slimy' is that they breath through their skin. If their skin isn't moist, they can't do that. Crocodile son: Why are you blow-drying Freddy? Larry the Croc: Ohh, juss styling hair.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Poor little Freddy. Please take the little guy away from your dad.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
you and your big mouth, Zebra
Stitchz_Is_Here almost 12 years ago
Out of the whole sentence about hate, Zebra picks up on the “slimy” part. Brilliance. Then he proceeds to basically tell his “enemy” a way to get rid of him. More brilliance. What is up with him today?
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Shame on you Zebra. Or did Freddy attempt to help some crocs sneak into your house and this is your revenge?
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
Sorry, Larry, but the old saying is “fine as frog’s hair”, not croc’s hair.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Ah, Larry and his famed dry wit.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
As in “I will get dis froggy dry wit dis hair-blower ting.”
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Junior! Do something! Help Freddy! Larry will dry him to death if you don’t!Pastis, you can’t off Freddy! You hear? LET FREDDY GO!
Bilan almost 12 years ago
Tomorrow’s headline:Freddy croakssmoking blow dryer found nearby
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Zeeba neighba have a big mouf.
the burser almost 12 years ago
wow larry. just wow
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Ha,ha,ha, ha – great one.
corzak almost 12 years ago
“The first true amphibians appeared in the Carboniferous Period, by which time they were already moving up the food chain and occupying the ecological position currently claimed by such animals as crocodiles.” – WikipediaOK Larry. We have witnesses and now we have a motive. Put the anuran down and slowly back away . . .
corzak almost 12 years ago
As a Sarcopterygian, I’m particularly offended by this crime.
rolleg almost 12 years ago
Amazing that Larry made the connection between Zeeba’s statement and the hairdryer. Not as dumb after all as I thought.
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
Is that a chicken bone? Larry’s been eating KFC again.
Alms4Thorby almost 12 years ago
Zebra! What have you done?!
unca jim almost 12 years ago
Breathe thru their skin? Hm.Can’t say I don’t learn anything by reading the comics!
Chepi89 almost 12 years ago
I don’t think Zeeba neighba was trying to get Freddy killed. I think he was trying to edumacate Larry about amphibians. Larry isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. He probably didn’t think Larry would be able to have an idea like that. I mean really. Look at his history!
iFerrarifan almost 12 years ago
I think Larry has been watching too much Sgt. Frog (Free cookie for whoever gets that)
Mr Movie Trivia almost 12 years ago
Sergeant Keroro?
lancemay almost 12 years ago
dedicated dessicating dermis
bmonk almost 12 years ago
Mr. Frog will have quite a tale by the time Larry gets through with him. But what I can’t figure out is how Bob will die.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
You let the cat out the bag there, Zebra.
Poor Freddy – Feel so sorry for him
xxx
roosterbut almost 12 years ago
how do you get a strip emailed to you
A.Ficionada almost 12 years ago
Using the blow dryer as a blow dier. Not nice! Sigh, the croc’s.
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I once had a newt dry up. It was sad.