Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 19, 2012
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Transcript:
Zipper: So you can't hook me up with a job? Jeff: Dude, if I create a job for you, then everyone will want one! Of course, you and I do go way back. Maybe if I could give you one of the jobs I would be creating if my confidence returned... Zipper: Seriously? Jeff: What the heck - we're bros! Zipper: Yes! I gotta call Mom! Jeff: You're cool with moving to India, right?
BE THIS GUY almost 12 years ago
Well, India is closer to Afghanistan- the Red Rascal’s stomping ground.
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Hey Republicans! “Job Creators” are in business to make money. They create jobs overseas because the cost of labor is cheaper.
Dtroutma almost 12 years ago
“Currying” favor?
King_Shark almost 12 years ago
We already have enough skinny bearded layabouts with nothing in their heads, thank you.
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
Can I take the hot tub with me?
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Jeff is going to have him operate a motel in Mumbai.
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
They get way too much “credit” from Rethuglicans.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Yesterday I posted a quote that perhaps was lost in all the vituperative discussions. I think, for people on both sides of the argument, its worth repeating: "In some countries around the world, it is much easier to make policy. The leader delivers an edict and it goes into effect. There’s no debate, no criticism, no second guessing. Our system is messier, slower, more frustrating, and far better. "
comicalgeorge almost 12 years ago
The modern theory is to create jobs which have no work to do.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
I am still waiting for Jeff’s bubble to burst. Thought this was all a dream? At any rate, his bubble may burst before he knows it. Then he will realize the importance of voting Democratic. The ass you save may be your own.
Mitchtheone almost 12 years ago
You are a birther?!
BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don’t let facts, reality, or even the truth sway you from your delusions…
LMAO A BIRTHER!!!!
corzak almost 12 years ago
Here is the best summary I’ve seen of the discussion about “private sector job creation” and “job creators” . . . this guy is an investor / venture capitalist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBx2Y5HhplI
peabodyboy almost 12 years ago
There is no evidence that Barack Obama wasn’t born on the planet Zuglock. Therefore that is a fact and he is a space alien. You can’t argue with logic.
peabodyboy almost 12 years ago
Only the CIA? What a cheesy conspiracy theory. You and guard need to get together to come up with something cool. Zombies, space aliens, the illuminati. Be creative.
peabodyboy almost 12 years ago
What a joke Why don’t you go to your commanding officer and tell him that you will refuse to carry out any orders as long as the “Usurper” pretends to be commander in chief? See how long before he throws you out of his office.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Well, at least Zipper wants a job. He’s one up on his uncle Zonker at that age.