Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 10, 2012

Nice warm pictures.

The direct translation from the French philosopher is “Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.”

And thus the rumor started that Wiley Miller knows Garrison Keillor…..

And can I get a side of Vonnegut to go?

There is a guy at my job who started this last week in the dish pit who has a Masters Degree. Six years of advanced education and he’s washing dishes.

Didn’t Monty Python do this in Meaning of Life?

Philosopher: one who speaks nonsense to the senseless

And still it takes a math major to put 2 and 2 together. (Don’t look now, but I think he’s working the register.)

Best comment, year-to-date!I’ll be chuckling for weeks.

When in Noam.

If it was the job market for cartoonists, would the waiter draw a little picture on a napkin?

I’ll have a Plato of the special, although the gyro doesn’t quite fit into my Diogenes. The menu is full of Epicurus delights.

To be is to do → NietzscheTo do is to be → SartreDo be do be do → Sinatra

Freud chicken?

If your meal doesn’t destroy you, it will make you stronger. Enjoy.

Hey, what about Danae? Is she the in case of indigestion?

Goethe wasn’t a philosopher – he was a playwright and poet.

Dessert – Bartlett’s pears

You Kant be serious.

Brillat-Savarin called me a hamburger.

Sadly, they aren’t working fast food because they can’t find an arts job – it’s because the fast food job pays better. However, I can say that about a lot of business major people that I knew. Go figure. :/

The engineer is flipping the burgers.

Isn’t it funny that none of the quotes are as good as they look on the menu?

Made my day, LOL.

Chomsky? Not that freak. He’s got his brain wired the wrong way.

I think, I think: therefore I think I might be, maybe!

The best thing about having a degree in philosophy is that you know why you’re unemployed.

Or he could have a Computer Science degree, like the guy in today’s Brewster Rockit strip:http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2012/04/10

I have a Facebook friend who majored in Philosophy and she . . . teaches philosophy at Mercer!

P. O. E. M. Professional Order of English Majors… :)

Nah, I think I’ll go then. I just… I don’t seem to be able… to depart. This is hard to swallow. But then again, such is life! And of course, and as main course, Chomsky can be quite chewy. Wait, have I been served?! Check, please!

Want to have some fun? Go into a burger joint and ask for a glass of water. There is no picture of it on the register (only a fish, chicken, cow, etc), so the clerk will have to call the manager to figure out how to ring it up..

and engineering grads: “You want to try our strawberry yogurt blob?”

I see, you can either have youe meal with a nihlist like Nitzesche, an anti capitalist pro communist like Moam Chomsky, or just plain depressing Goethe. That is why the frame have no pictures, their entire attitude is bleak. That is why I am glad I am a conservitive.

Arch, Freud chicken, I like it……

Kali, Yabba Dabba Doo!

Where are the English majors?

Ahhhhh, ZING!!! it burns, it burns!!!…

“Philosophy” means “love of knowledge,” not “love of making a buck.”

It’s funny that someone would mock an intellectual field of study which was, the mother of ALL disciplines, linguistically translates to “love of wisdom,” and perpetually engages in attempts to produce actual progress, not for any particular group of people, but rather for all of humanity. In other words, your comments, which are aimed at undermining and insulting the study of philosophy, are nothing short of ignorant, unfounded, and an embodiment of everything that’s wrong with our education system.

When I called my mother to tell her my son was majoring in philosophy she paused for a long time…and then said, “What do you expect? His father majored in Religion!”

In mine, he goes the other way.

And you are the one with the bad writing! So you’re even!And I can’t say much for your wiring, either.