Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 12, 2012
April 11, 2012
April 13, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Stranger! What are you doing here? Unless you're the cable TV guy, you're strictly forbidden! Death to you! Pointy death! Rip: Lol! You look pretty banged up already, so you must've run into my girl, Cobra. Well, I'm double the worst trouble Cobra whooped up on you. So start talkin'! Man: Please! I have to be conscious when the cable guy arrives! She's in the village!
Veridian about 12 years ago
Cosmic Truth is found in Panel 4. If the Cable Guy is in the least way inconvenienced upon His / Her arrival, (I.E. You The Customer Cooking Dinner, Bath room Break,Phone Conversation, Unconsciousness what have you…) then Prepare to be rescheduled for Cable Service. Settle in for the Heat Death of the Universe shortly after which the Cable Guy might actually get back to You (or Not). HUGPOUNCESSZZZ and Have Fun Y’all! :-)
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
You said it, Veridian! Still LOL over the native cable customer: “I have to be conscious when the cable guy shows up.” Classic Haywire! Team Bartilucci wishes you and our fellow Haywire Hooligans a great day full of fun and adventure!
mntim about 12 years ago
Rip could have just said he was the cable guy. Geez, does he have to be so honest all the time?
EarlOfCork about 12 years ago
Rip said “Lol?”
TheDOCTOR about 12 years ago
That Cable Guys name wouldn’t be Larry would it???GIT ER DONE !!!
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
its so nice to see Veridian back with us!.The sandbar must have stretched to shore so TNT and Cobra and the Police Cheif could get off the boat. RIp stayed to get anything he could find to use as a weapon and possible food supplies and water, telling them to go and scout out a place for them is what I am thinking about how they got there on the island. In any event, looking forward to the next installment for sure!.HugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!
dan thompson creator about 12 years ago
On Sunday Sheriff Kakua T. Justice sent Crystal to lock up (I’m guessing) and Rip and Co. sailed off for adventure. Rip is no Popeye so he hit a sandbar off the coast of this island on Mon… Cobra and TNT got pretty upset as you read and decided to sleep on the beach. (note the teensy island art in panel 1 on Monday)Then in the morning on Tuesday Rip woke up and tried to smooth things over with corn waffles ( TNT never goes into hiding without a waffle maker) Rip realizes they were ambushed and starts to search for his Sugar Bullet and cowardly pooch deep within the dangerous jungle.
dan thompson creator about 12 years ago
Oh whoops! Carry on!
mntim about 12 years ago
You mean it’s all supposed to make sense?
dan thompson creator about 12 years ago
Sometimes….can’t say I’ve mastered drawing hands.
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
O-kay… I suddenly find myself rather curious about their cable rates.