That still leaves the coconut-carrying swallows to try and figure out… African or European? I suspect Monty Python had the Impossible Flight idea first, though…
My brother had a turtle. If you wonder what turtle hork is like, we fed it minnows, flies, beetles and sometimes thinly sliced honey ham. Also, I’d rather people not use “Ralph” to mean vomit…..
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
I agree with the turtle.
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…
Harryfan about 12 years ago
The third line of that ditty is: I won’t suffer, I won’t cry.
Aussie Down Under about 12 years ago
Reminds me of that Phil Collins song “coming in the air tonight” or Thunderclap Newman’s “something in the air”.
cookienut Premium Member about 12 years ago
I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever seen it expressed as “hork”. Lol.
Plods with ...™ about 12 years ago
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MrPinkle about 12 years ago
I was wondering how you’d spell that!
rshive about 12 years ago
Turtles and turbulence don’t mesh well.
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
Ooops!
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
If God meant for turtles to fly He would’ve given them wings.
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
If he was a tortious tortoise he could sue the ariline for pain and suffering.
jtviper7 about 12 years ago
It’s a bird, Its a plane, NO Its super turtle.
Michelle Morris about 12 years ago
As many times as I’ve heard and used that word,this is the first time I’ve actually seen it spelled out. I’ve never even written it myself. Amazing!
yuggib about 12 years ago
So THAT’s the sound of a turtle Ralphing!
guswild about 12 years ago
I think according to Stephen King the world rests on the back of the turtle. At least it did in the book IT
iced tea about 12 years ago
I love turtles but I’d never get one to fly. They belong at the pond.
Pygar about 12 years ago
That still leaves the coconut-carrying swallows to try and figure out… African or European? I suspect Monty Python had the Impossible Flight idea first, though…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago
Too bad turtles do.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago
LOL. Ewwww.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago
grass, weeds…..
JGordonFan24 about 12 years ago
Didn’t the turtle have an air sick bag with him?
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
It’s not TURBUlence, but TURTLE-ence!
RalphZIggy about 12 years ago
My brother had a turtle. If you wonder what turtle hork is like, we fed it minnows, flies, beetles and sometimes thinly sliced honey ham. Also, I’d rather people not use “Ralph” to mean vomit…..
brewingbiker about 12 years ago
Man thats just FUNNY!