Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 19, 2012

You certainly will not be overlooked today, Gary. Mabel must be snockered again, she’s missing his departing statement.

Gary ought to get himself a tattoo. Maybe more than one.

My Eyes!My Eyes!

EEEEK!!

After living in San Francisco for forty years, Gary decides he must do something to make him stand out, hence the hat.

Too bad he forgot that he’d moved to Ballard St. last year.

SNERK!!

He’ll never make it.

He may not be overlooked, today, but he’s likely to get looked over.

His birthday suit seems to fit him like a suit.

Good ones Essex!

Ar cane comedy.

Please someone take my eyes out!!! OMG I’ll be needing therapy for the mere thought of that smell and look from the front and….. (FAINT.. please don’t bother with the smelling salts)

Too much. Way too much. Take it away!

(music note) doctor, my eyes… i can not see the light.was i unwise…to leave them open for so long? (music note)

is howling at the moon

Well THAT will do it.

Dear g*d in heaven, where’s the brain bleach!

Don’t forget the towel.

Shoes?Socks?Hat?Cane?I’ve got everything, so off to work.

Gary has been down this road before….he knows it never works,….the addition of the hat, cane and glasses hardly matters.

Love the socks

Ballard Street will never be the same…

stylin’

And by golly, he did!

Ouch..I got up late today and definitely did NOT

need to see that!

Did you read recently that someone actually applied for a job this way? Same reason. Seriously. I think it was a job as a mechanic at a garage somewhere. I don’t think they hired him. The police came. Surely on Ballard Street we have no need of calling the police….

What I love about Gary (and friends) is that their escapades, which obviously land them in one of a couple of dungeons, don’t preclude them coming back tomorrow. Ah, but if only.

AhHHHHHHHH Full Moon!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

“Honey! – You forgot your briefcase!”

Reminded me of the opening sequence of “Cagney and Lacey”, but these guys would have taken care of the matter above, too…

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That’s a whole lotta nope right there.

Woo hoo a brandy new poster from our Stel-lar artist. @cleoandcompany.net

TGIF poster phanatics. Sonny and Ricardo ride through Cleveland and chase the bad guys on Lake Erie in a cigarette boat.

National sloppy joe and Awkward Moments Day

I don’t know about y’all, but I’ve had a lot of awkward moments eating sloppy joes.

(((((HuGz!)))))

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Take a walk on the wild side…

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Pink tide? @cleoandcompany.net

Good morning puzzle solvers!

Let’s Laugh Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0aK-_d8ZL0

Y’all have a great weekend. (((((HuGz!)))))

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Guess Gary’s not terribly fussy about the kind of attention he’ll get, as long as it’s attention.