Which nation: Dipsmackestan? Yes, I made up that country, but my stepmother once called me a dip-smack one year for wearing my fingerless bicycle gloves to the fair for no reason.
In my life I have learned that lying is a terrible vice. It can lead to other vices if it is left to grow, devouring all self respect. It is better to tell the truth, even if it leaves us in despair and hanging our heads in shame. We can always seek redemption and the shame will soon dissolve into peace of mind.
There was a poetic young manWhose limericks never would scanWhen told this was so,He said, “Yes I knowBut I always try to get absolutely as many words into the very last line that I possibly can.”
codycab almost 12 years ago
I was excpecting that….ok I was lying.
hsawlrae almost 12 years ago
Bet you never lied before in your entire life.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Which nation: Dipsmackestan? Yes, I made up that country, but my stepmother once called me a dip-smack one year for wearing my fingerless bicycle gloves to the fair for no reason.
Llewellenbruce almost 12 years ago
If you were a human Garfield, your pants wouldalways be on fire.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Everything I’m telling you today is a lie, and that’s the truth…
King_Shark almost 12 years ago
You must reject this statement I am making to you, because everything I say is a lie.
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
In my life I have learned that lying is a terrible vice. It can lead to other vices if it is left to grow, devouring all self respect. It is better to tell the truth, even if it leaves us in despair and hanging our heads in shame. We can always seek redemption and the shame will soon dissolve into peace of mind.
bvallinino almost 12 years ago
You are going to give Odie a big kiss—-LIE!!!
andrewm.bpi almost 12 years ago
This sentence is a lie!
xanny28 almost 12 years ago
The cake is a lie
ready.here almost 12 years ago
I was expecting it, but it was still funny.
KEA almost 12 years ago
So why don’t you run?
runar almost 12 years ago
Actually, today is Limerick Day.
There was a poetic young manWhose limericks never would scanWhen told this was so,He said, “Yes I knowBut I always try to get absolutely as many words into the very last line that I possibly can.”
ProfessorKid almost 12 years ago
I have a confession to make: I’m a complusive liar… Well, actually that’s not true.
runar almost 12 years ago
This comment is false.
burleigh2 almost 12 years ago
Funny enough, it’s actually National Peace Officers’ Day in the US… the fact that this would be for today is more than a bit ironic. ;-)
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Good one!
I love the second panel.
LOL xxx
npd1969 almost 12 years ago
The US lying, deadstream media does this everyday. That’s why they are called the Presstitute media.
germanvisitor almost 12 years ago
Classy!
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Sponsered by the Jon Lovitz fan club. Yeah, that’s the ticket, yeah.
Dark Pit almost 12 years ago
At least it’s a step up from Nashanull-Keel-a-Zeeba-Day (That was a lie)
fmasroor almost 12 years ago
How paradoxical.
Happy Eevee about 3 years ago
you’re a month and a little late