The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2012

And you’re just the wine to do it.

One good whine deserves another.

I think a nice “box of wine” would add atmosphere to the club.

And fake wine.

OMG what are they drinking?!!

Just like a teenager.

Cannibalistic wines?

You might think that the ‘97 Chateau is a bold wine, but connoisseurs know that it’s usually dry and dull, with a heavy, long aftertaste.

That wine is corked.

Most whine comes from sour grapes.

That’s the spirit!

Presumably the ’97 has some claim to be a California wine (bottled there?) but it sounds as if it was made from Texas grapes.

That wine bottle can’t hold his liquor

lol @ the bar name. The Crushed Grape!

This is obviously a classier neighborhood then where two-buck Chuck hangs out.

Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20 are produced in California, but their vintage is what week they were made, not what year.

Hey, respect your elders!

I drink no wine before it"s time.

What time is it? I’m thirsty.

Go to your room for that one.

Mmmm….wine is fine but liquor is quicker.

I made some spinach wine whilst stranded on a deserted island. Made me sea green. Ngh ngh ngh(that’s a Popeye laugh)

wasn’t regan govenor then?

Bang

…zoom!

bangzoom..

He won’t be boasting when his wine all runs out.

Kick him in his kick.

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