Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 28, 2012

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    naturally_easy  about 12 years ago

    or kind of dead.

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    chris_weaver  about 12 years ago

    His query was met with a deafening silence.

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    Kroykali  about 12 years ago

    “We were barely 17, and we were barely dressed.”

    - Meatloaf
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    TheWildSow  about 12 years ago

    Police found a partially-nude body. No, they found a partially-CLOTHED body!

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    McGehee  about 12 years ago

    I suppose one could say “hardly dressed,” but then Caulfield would ask if they were wearing armor.

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    prrdh  about 12 years ago

    It may not be logically possible, but since idiom is often *il*logical, the answer to the question doesn’t matter.

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    gjsjr41  about 12 years ago

    Barely dressed, barely nude……I’m getting confused.

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    crobinson019  about 12 years ago

    I barely comprehend this question…

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    EMT  about 12 years ago

    I just like the “Oh, joy…” part…I used to feel like that when the kid who takes 20 minutes to finish a sentence (because he would just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and…well, you get it) would have something he needed to share lol

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    Oxymorons unveiled when you least expect it.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    This could get pretty ugly…..

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    brick10  about 12 years ago

    FIG LEAF!

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    whitecarabao  about 12 years ago

    Oxymorons are terribly nice and awful fun.

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    V-Beast  about 12 years ago

    I hate being bipolar, its so awesome!

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    Rogers George Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I’ve been called a grammar Nazi, and I call myself a grammar curmudgeon, but I like the term grammar emperor. Jeff: I posted this strip on my blog, The Writing Rag. I included a nice plug and a link.

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    Blondie282828  about 12 years ago

    I’m glad the partially clothed body was discovered. We were all upset when it was “found missing.”

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    But you can leave your hat on, you can leave your hat on. You can leave your hat on…

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    lmchildress  about 12 years ago

    When will she learn to specify questions about what she had just been talking about? She sure is an easy target for Caulfield.

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    axelant  about 12 years ago

    Maybe it’s a US/UK thing, but “barely” commonly means “only just” or “very nearly”. It’s a different word entirely to “bare”. Still very much in common use.The Grammar Emperor is a nice reference though :-)

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    childe_of_pan  almost 7 years ago

    Slightly off topic, but: when my wife was in New York for grad school, she had to explain what Seattleites by the difference between “partly cloudy” and “partly sunny”, while they tried to explain phrases like " there was no weather until late afternoon".

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    amatulic  10 months ago

    For some reason I read that as “barely depressed” and didn’t get the joke at first.

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