Matt Bors for February 29, 2012

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    doc white  about 12 years ago

    “Whant a walnetto? Little girl.” Atttie Jonson to Ruth Buzzy on the “laugh in” show.

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    rockngolfer  about 12 years ago

    I liked the ceremony that Stephen Colbert had converting all dead Mormons into Judaism. If you didn’t see it, it involved a frankfurter and a cigar cutter.

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    geometer2  about 12 years ago

    So, let me get this straight. Believers in a different religion excercise their free expression thereof to carry out what they believe is a kindness, and some are angry at them for presuming to speak for Anne Frank — so they use a comic strip to speak for Anne Frank??? Hmm…

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    Yammo Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Excellent!

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    Howard Walter Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Right on! What Jesus said about the pharisees and saducees applies to the right-wing fundamentalists of our own time.

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    Pjbflyn  about 12 years ago

    FLASH! Jesus spotted in China! Seems Mr. Christ dug a very deep hole from spinning in his grave—this in in reaction to Americas “religious” right wing numb rods.

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    Dtroutma  about 12 years ago

    Rock; saw Colbert, it was perfect! He “nailed it” perfectly! (especially when he consumed “the flesh”!)

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    pam Miner  about 12 years ago

    I never heard that baptism works retroactively.

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    tengu99  about 12 years ago

    I get that there has been plenty of people who abused religion and twisted it to suit their own needs. However, there have been even more that have quietly lived a religious life without trying to shove it down someones throat or line their own pockets. Get yourself some anger management and understand that it was never religion that was the problem. It was the people abusing it that have just as low an understanding of as you do.

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    geometer2  about 12 years ago

    Never mind the left-wing Pharisees & Sadducees! Plenty to go around for all!

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    Dtroutma  about 12 years ago

    Pat “the ultimate radical” Robertson again trotted out this morning that “Mohammed had no belief he would go to heaven”, and touting “godless” Islam. Of course he continues to ignore the second sura of the Quran that specifically states that Jew, Christian, Muslim, or others who believe in the god of Abraham, will have nothing to fear in the “end times”/“Rapture”/“everybody’s screwed time”.

    All the Christians slamming Islam sound just like their argument against Jews who are still waiting for the “messiah”, and their own guy still can’t catch a break, or a bus, to get back as promised. (In the apostle’s lifetimes)

    but, back to the “baptism” of dead Jews, like six times? Crazy, AND violating the faith of others.

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    Noveltman  about 12 years ago

    Never been a better time to be atheist. (Relaxed sigh with arms crossed behind my head reclining) Can you imagine there was once a time when belief in this crap was status quo?

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    BE THIS GUY  about 12 years ago

    You would think they would let Mitt’s dog out of his carrier after he got to heaven.

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