Candy Cane: This nation's confectionary citizens know that I'll do everything in my power to protect the undercaramelized, the undersugared, and the flavorless.
Citizen Cane
That’s so sweet of you. But don’t underestimate the potent persuasion of the SACCHARINE lobby. You may think you know the truth, but, you can’t handle the truth!
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
Isn’t that sweet.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Dogsniff — he, um…..only remembers that tune from his college days…..and he didn’t inhale…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Is that little Tootsie Pop the one that got him in trouble later?
J Short about 12 years ago
He looks pretty crooked to me; using all that sweet talk. He changes stripes with every new speech.
V-Beast about 12 years ago
SNORT!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago
They’ll believe anything. No matter what they look like, in the end, they’re all really……. (wait for it)….. suckers.
JANE KENNEY about 12 years ago
“Does the spearmint loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?”
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
If you want some eye candy, check out the tootsie in the corner.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, he’s obviously not a Smartie.
Varnes about 12 years ago
The Republican brokered convention? It must be….no smarties their…
imbaldeagle about 12 years ago
That’s so sweet of you. But don’t underestimate the potent persuasion of the SACCHARINE lobby. You may think you know the truth, but, you can’t handle the truth!
iced tea about 12 years ago
Did you hear of the fight in the candy store? The lollipop got licked, the licorice got whipped, and the fudge got beat.
Then a red M&M ran off with a Fireball jawbreaker!