Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2003

Transcript:

"The Pearls labor dispute: Day 4." "Rat, you've got to come back to the strip." "Forget it. Pastis won't meet my demands." "But who's he gonna get to replace you?" "I dunno...But I hear he's been interviewing everyone." "I'm sorry...I just don't know any big dog jokes." "S.Pastis."