The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 27, 2012

So that’s how the flood receded so rapidly.

“Here come da flood, here come da flood, order in the courtroom, here come da flood!”

No doubt that’s one of the older “Ararat Standard” 700 trillion gallon designs. They never clog.

Ah so that’s where the term # 2 originated

….don’t eat the yellow snow.

Noah way!

The first water park ride

I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m flush with excitement!

I always thought the world was a sh*tty place to live in.

So the world is a cesspool.

Now you know why the ocean is blue. God uses Tidy Bowel.

I always like this cartoon, but this is a particularly funny ark…..

If I was to ask about the shading lines touch the bottom, would I be going off on an ark tangent?

Just don’t let the captain of the Costa Concordia steer…

Watch out for floaters, Noah.

Blasphemy.

are we there yet?

Dont forget to flush twice… it’s a long ways to the ________. (U fill-in)

Oh that is nasty.

“It rained and poured for forty daysie nightsies!”

Actually, this is precisely what I wanted to do with today. Flush it down a giant crapper…

But, “This is the day the Lord has made…” Is it OK if I just “rejoice and be glad” it’s over?

Depends on how literally you take the story. By definition, a “cubit” is equal more or less to the measurement from the point of the elbow to the tip of the extended middle digit of the hand. Do the math! That’s 15 to 18 inches per cubit. Not that big of a big, square box to try to cram 2 of everything into plus family for over a month.