Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 24, 2012

Never share your personal problems with your customers. Their main concern is the cheesy bread.

Because it’s Fly Pizza, sir, that’s why.

“Well, sir, see, that’s the funny part. I hope you like cheesy diptera, sir.”

except for the color, the teleporter looks like the tardis…

Um, and well, flies like to walk on poop, so that’s another ingredient..

“I was going to order a pizza tomorrow, but I’ve been invited out. Are you in the right universe?”

Still, could be worse. Could have been the usual spleen-ectomy.

And a TARDIS isn’t a teleporter.

More realistically, his DNA should be combined with the millions of tiny bacteria and other creatures that live on and in the human body.

It was a TARDIS yesterday, it’s a teleporter today; what’s it going to be tomorrow, a phone booth? (And who’s that guy inside taking his clothes off?)

Yet another one of Dr Mel’s fly by nite schemes gone awrey . . . . . . ☻

Good one Good Question!

Winky’s DNA could just as well combine with the pizza. He’d be one big walking cheezy, pepperoni roll. (And of course, the pizza would be wearing his shoes.)

I’ve heard pizza delivery can be a dangerous business.

Yesterday it was a “TARDIS Teleporter”, today it’s simply a teleporter. Maybe they meand “TARDIS-shaped”?A true TARDIS wouldn’t have the fly problem, but I guess that would ruin the joke.

Do flies even have spleens?

That must have been an exciting trip — Winky’s still bug-eyed!

Help me. Help me.

Only the Doctor’s TARDIS is a blue police box, because it’s stuck that way. It’s supposed to look like something that belongs in the background. The Master’s and The Rani’s TARDISes were working properly and blended in.TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. It’s not just one particular machine. If Dr. Mel wants to build one using the same principles, he can.Now stop your bellyaching.

Yeah, no way Dr. Mel would have been able to obtain the Doctor’s TARDIS. He’s just not clever enough.

As for the fly in the TARDIS-related teleporter, I have only one thing to say:

EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

Oh, sorry, I thought you ordered the spleeny bread.

Actually, it did happen in the “Star Trek: Voyager” episode “Tuvix.” Tuvok, Neelix, and some plants were merged.

cheesy bread <3