Store Clerk; Sir? Are you okay? Adam; Am I in heaven? Store Clerk; Umm. Sort of. You're in the cheese aisle of the supermarket.
Ah yes, to come to in the cheese aisle, the chocolate aisle, next to the ready cooked chickens, and of course the bakery …….. then why do I feel like i’m going to pass out the second I walk into the supermarket?
sudden onset of severe back pain followed by a blackout? Adam, get thee to a doctor!
Call 911!
I would have thought it would have been the fresh ground coffee aisle!
And I bet he has no health insurance. Oh to have back all the money he spent on coffee!
That’s at the Pearly Gates. If you’re actually in Heaven, then you’re OK by definition.
Heaven is in Aisle Seven.
pcolli about 12 years ago
Ah yes, to come to in the cheese aisle, the chocolate aisle, next to the ready cooked chickens, and of course the bakery …….. then why do I feel like i’m going to pass out the second I walk into the supermarket?
Tirasmol about 12 years ago
sudden onset of severe back pain followed by a blackout? Adam, get thee to a doctor!
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
Call 911!
twj0729 about 12 years ago
I would have thought it would have been the fresh ground coffee aisle!
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 12 years ago
And I bet he has no health insurance. Oh to have back all the money he spent on coffee!
JoePhan about 12 years ago
That’s at the Pearly Gates. If you’re actually in Heaven, then you’re OK by definition.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago
Heaven is in Aisle Seven.