Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 11, 2012

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Rim shot!

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    x_Tech  about 12 years ago

    Woman of Mass Displayed (WMD).

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    Plods with ...™  about 12 years ago

    Flo will be here all week. Try the veal…

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    APersonOfInterest  about 12 years ago

    This is a joke from the old George and Gracie Allen radio show … sometime back in the 40s I think.

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    garyzeck  about 12 years ago

    Panda bear: Eats shoots and leaves;, or eats, shoots, and leaves?

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    revisages  about 12 years ago

    i spy fatty faddy

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    shel4  about 12 years ago

    An oldie but a goodie!

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    jtviper7  about 12 years ago

    That’s why I don’t shop there.

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    dahawk  about 12 years ago

    Punctuation is very important, too! Example:“A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.The note read: “Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.”Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:“Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.”

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    Number Three  about 12 years ago

    Seen this one in the paper too….

    Why are the shop assistants so rude to her?

    xxx

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Badda-bum!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Whoops, that was unintentionally a double entendre. Oh well, I’ll let it stand.

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    REDROCKER51  about 12 years ago

    TOO BAD THE DRESSING ROOM HAS A TWO WAY MIRROR

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    Raymond Powell  about 12 years ago

    ROTFLMBO!!! Yeah Flo, the dressing room does seam a whole lot more appropriate.

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    RalphZIggy  about 12 years ago

    I like Jim Unger’s variation on the old joke better, Herman was changing behind a curtain and the clerk informed him that was the store’s front window display

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    x_Tech  about 12 years ago

    For Burns and Allen check out Archive.com

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    honeymead  about 12 years ago

    The sales clerk is correct! Flow should have used better English. This is a warning to all English speaking people. If we do not begin to rally respect the language in our usage, we will loose it! There used to be one language used in most of the western world. It was Latin! Because people didn’t respect the rules of the language and it grammar, it is now a dead language, and has been replaced by a dozen different languages. It you really think about it you will see that the same thing is happening to the English language.

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