F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 25, 2011

Does that make him half a sap?

Two for the price of one.

Doc beat me. I was going to ask if that made it half price.

Unfortunately when he gets home he realized that he got the wrong half.

It’s going to fall over unless he uses staples or something.

Brilliant!

I was in the nursery business and we actually had people take trees like this, as well as ones trimmed to fit into corners. I’ve seen artificial “wall trees” that you hang on the wall also.

A bas relief Xmas tree!

Maybe they were too lazy to decorate a whole one..

just remember which side faces out

You’d better hurry, dude. It’s already Xmas.

We had a Christmas tree farm for years & lots of people wanted a tree that would fit into a corner or against a wall without major trimming…

Does this mean its also half price?

I’ll just take the bottom three rows of branches, hang it from the ceiling. Make room for plenty o’ presents in the living room.