Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 20, 2001

Transcript:

"Get Fuzzy." "By Darby Conley." "That's not funny." "Just TASTE the paella, man. If the rice bothers you, pick the shrimp out... billions of people LIKE rice, you know... "Rob, it's a known fact that people are freaks." "Ok, fine. You're just being cranky." "I would argue that you're too close to this issue to be objective." "I like rice." "See? Dogs, too." "Well of course HE'S gonna agree with you: another known fact is that dogs are commies." "Not that I find any of this relevant, but we prefer the term 'socialist.'"