Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 10, 2011
December 09, 2011
December 11, 2011
Transcript:
Telephone: "Please hold while precious moments of your life tick away...."
InTraining over 12 years ago
For English press 1……
Phatts over 12 years ago
… ah, a little honesty at last!
Knightman Premium Member over 12 years ago
Or a great C&W song! Stuck on Hold Again!
Tawanda over 12 years ago
lol comments are awesome
bwillett over 12 years ago
To assure quality this call may be recorded……………
Snoopy_Fan over 12 years ago
“Thank you for calling. We DO value your call and will be with you shortly. For quality control, your call may be ignored.”
NE1956 over 12 years ago
From me, 3 minutes tops. My precious moments need to tick away at fruitful endevors.
scrabblefiend over 12 years ago
I especially love listening to music that is slightly off station, and is staticky, or has a lot of hiss.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
Obviously calling the phone company.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
This call is for Kim. If you are Kim press 1. If you are not Kim press 2. If you want to stop receiving these robocalls to your landline phone, call Brighthouse and cancel service.
Jml58 over 12 years ago
Of course they value your call.
2.99 dollar pr minute.
comicnut4636 over 12 years ago
I love(?) when THEY call me and I get a recording “Please hold for a very important message.” …CLICK!!!!
On my “stupid” cell phone (I can only make and receive calls) I haven’t had any of those calls.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Rodney Dangerfield once quoted: “I called Suicide Prevention and they put me on hold!”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
hang up.
pawpawbear over 12 years ago
Some of those systems have a monitor for on hold calls. It’s best to stay quiet.
lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m grateful for speakerphone at times like these. If I’m at home, I’ll put it on speaker and do other stuff.