He then hands a fifty to the clerk who hands him the pizza box, and No change. He says "I beg your pardon, but I gave you a fifty, where is my change – and the clerk says…“Of course you know, Sir, that all change comes from within.”[rimshot] and good night.
doc white over 12 years ago
He said you would understand.
The Reader Premium Member over 12 years ago
Good one! You really have transcended the ticket counter.
TheWildSow over 12 years ago
He also refuse Novocaine when having his teeth worked on — he wanted to transcend dental medication.
jpozenel over 12 years ago
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop…
decalwrites over 12 years ago
and says make me one with everything….
He then hands a fifty to the clerk who hands him the pizza box, and No change. He says "I beg your pardon, but I gave you a fifty, where is my change – and the clerk says…“Of course you know, Sir, that all change comes from within.”[rimshot] and good night.