Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 11, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollingsworth Hound in Zero-Sum Gaming Butler: Message for Mr. Hound: "Your TAXES have been RAISED!" Hound: YAGGHH! It's UNAMERICAN!! Hound: The PATRIOTIC thing to do would have been to fire more teachers! SNAP Hound; Well, I'm RESIGNING as C.E.O. of HoundCo! It's just not worth my EFFORT now! Hound: And now America will see what happens when you OVER-TAX the JOB CREATORS! Hound: HoundCo employs 30,000 people! Now they'll all be UNEMPLOYED! Stillson: I'll do it. Hound: Huh? Stillson? Stillson: I'll take the C.E.O. job. In fact, I have new ideas... Hound: They won't work as well as MY policies! So the company will have fewer employees! Man #1: If HoundCo does worse, MY company does BETTER! So I'll hire more! Man #2: Hello? Human resources? Man #3: Ah, but wait... Man #3: I've SEEN your ideas, Stillson, and I LIKE 'em! I'm buying HoundCo stock! Stillson: Maybe we should hire... Stillson: I'll be paid less than Hollingsworth, so we can afford that plant... Hound: HOLD IT!! Hound: I've decided the patriotic thing to do is to soldier on, despite the injustice! The End Hound: Ah, I'll just make up the difference with another off-shore entity! Butler: You love America veddy much, sir.
QuiteDragon over 12 years ago
Amazing just how stoic the rich can be in the face of ou… er, their, adversity.
Simon Seamount over 12 years ago
Hollingsworth forgot how “competitive” business really is, even though he bribed legislators to rewrite all the laws to rig the game in his favor.
jlinstrom over 12 years ago
we keep forgetting that (Seamount) – if one bizman says “it’s too restrictive, business will suffer!” we should call his bluff. Another eager one will take his place and do just fine.
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
Leftists imagine themselves to be bold, daring, and original when they attack the wealthy by parroting centuries of stale bromides.
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
No, your stale bromides don’t bore me at all. But it is a good thing you said that it’s my alleged ad hominems that are smug, for if you meant that I was being smug, that would certainly be an ad hominem.
And since you used the word “novel” (wink), I suggest you read Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged” to understand the real role of the wealth creators creators throughout history.
Now that I’ve mentioned Ayn Rand, just wait for the ad hominems to begin as the Leftists parrot decades of stale bromides.
SmokelessJoe over 12 years ago
Stale bromides! Stale bromides! Stale bromides! It’s fun!
petkov over 12 years ago
jpozenel over 12 years ago
By coincidence, I have just started reading Atlas Shrugged. I’m only about 300 pages into it, but it certainly reads like a fairytale.The leaders of industry have no control over legislation and are suffering because of it. Maybe not a fairytale. A satire?
arye uygur over 12 years ago
@icky mung-mung: Does GoComics really need anti-semitic or, for that matter, any anti-ethnic group commenters?
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
“Oh Jackass, without your braying how would we ever know where the wrong track lies. Preach on, that like a foghorn in the night we may avoid yoour location.”
BrianCrook over 12 years ago
I read the first hundred pages of Atlas Shrugged. The characters are wooden, one-dimensional, & obvious. The style is didactic & insultingly simplistic. The writing is pretty dreadful.This cartoon shows about the complexity that Rand’s novel shows, and we can read it & grasp it in about a minute. I would not base a society or economy on this cartoon any more than I would—or would any sensible person—on Atlas Shrugged, but Tom The Dancing Bug’s point is salient. Executive pay is out of control and has lost touch with reality, and the responsible position for the federal government would be to tax the executives at extremely high rates so that we could use the money to help the oppressed, the unemployed, the destitute, and the working- & middle-classes.
Wazzelbe about 12 years ago
‘Ere, now! I dun like wot dis "p’sheerer" feggit’s sayin’ wun bit! You best wotch yor back, liddle man, elsewise Atlas is gonna get a roit good kicking in the danglies! Oh, he’ll be shruggin’ then!