Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 26, 2011
November 25, 2011
November 28, 2011
Transcript:
RJ: Did you tell, Rip? Cactus: The man's got a right to know - but it ain't my time to meet St. Peter! TNT: Know what? Does it involve snausages? Is there a shortage? Dutch: Hold on, you old desert flower - if there's something life-threatening to tell Rip, you have to tell him, even if it causes him to tie your mustache into a noose! Cactus: Whisper whisper - Dutch: Woof! I take it back - TNT: Then it is about snausages!
Veridian over 12 years ago
NEWSFLASH… " Crotchety Curmudgeon Cactus Confess’ Cobra Carson Caught Canoodling with Cleverly Concealed Conniving Character ! …Rip Haywire said to be Confused, Caught Completely off Guard ! ……Details as they Come to Light ! " Ok, not my best Effort But Hey! We Can’t ALL be Dan Thompson now can we? :-) HUGPOUNCEZZZ* and have a Great Weekend Y’all!
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
…whose getting married, now ?….
Amazing Grace over 12 years ago
First of all to shack up with a gal that has a name like Cobra, a man’s gotta know sumthins up….she reminds me of that song by Ray Wylie Hubbard “Snake Farm”…….it just sounds nasty. I think I have to agree with TNT except instead of a shortage of snausages, there is an abundance……Cobra’s been canoodling with snausages while Rip’s been away.
asklud over 12 years ago
“THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL”… aka The Great Snausage Shortage of 2011
CoBass over 12 years ago
Yes.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rip? Or Cobra? Or Snausages?! Veridian, howdy, and Happy Thankgiving HUGPOUNCESZZZ to your and yours and all our GoComics pals from Team Bartilucci!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Oh, this is terrible! This is taking all the fun out of RJ meeting his grandfather.Please…PLEASE let this mystery guy be a distant cousin or something…