Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 14, 2011

I think Eddie has lost his mind as well.

What Mind?

At the rate he loses boats, I think a rowboat would suffice.

How, I wonder, do you lose a boat?

I think Eddie lost it totally – along with his boat. Yeah, how about a little red rented row boat?

More like the Lost Sea -(underground sea located in a cave under Sweetwater, Tennessee … google it)

With Captain Eddie. whatever happened to the boat is bound to be epic in nature and well worth a story arc to find out.

Eddie must have a close connection to some long lasting natural phenomena or other. Perhaps a magnetic anomaly or one end of a Worm Hole. Most people have one in their garden shed, garage, office or hand bag. They cause pens or keys to leap to another dimension or tie your iPod cable or knitting in knots.

The question is lost it, as in it sank, or lost it, as in he can’t remember where he parked it?

I’d recommend Captain Eddie omit that part of his story about Lars when talking with his insurance company.

Once, I think he caught a cold . . . After all this time you’ld think Flo would know better than to encourage him . . . ☺

When Cap’t Eddies says, “Ah, you know, the usual.”It would save you and the insurance company a lot of time and paperwork, if you would just leave it at that! Unless you really want to hear the whole story of how he lost it, which I suspect, we will.

YEAAAAAAA THIER BACK

Well you know what they say… It’s always in the last place you look. In Eddies case though, he may have found it but wants to keep looking just to be sure.

How about: OOPS!

Where would be without Captain Eddie to keep us from a life too steeped in reality and not enough in a wierder reality?You rock Eddie!

Old boat: “Forever Gone”New boat: “Lost Ne’er More”

I lost my house once…. it was in the shape of a boat.

I think Eddie’s boat is up a pole.

He just went to the marina and forgot which row, row, row it’s in???

Thing is, he’s always gotten a new boat. Cap’n Eddie can always back his claim.

Looks like the beginning of a new adventuah…